Minnesota Gophers Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 First of all, from everyone from the great state of Minnesota, welcome to the great Big Ten! I can confidently speak for the majority of us here at the University of Minnesota that the addition of the University of Nebraska is exceptional. To celebrate, here are some facts of life that I am certain you will adapt to, especially since you are in the Midwest part of the conference. 1. Who hates Iowa, WE HATE IOWA - This one is fairly simple, always hate Iowa, no matter what you play them in. Kill them, slaughter them, then laugh at them. SPOILER ALERT: They're a different breed of human. 2. Wisconsin is the worst state in the nation - This concept is also simple,really no need explanation needed for the Vadger plague. 3. The Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa rivaly is truely unique - It's truely a three-way type of rivalry. Due to your geographic location, I'm sure this will soon become a four-way rivalry, and damn it, I can't wait. 4. Thank whoever you worship, because there is no Texas in this league - No school is given more importance in big picture operations, everyone is represented on a fair level. Feel confident in knowing that all roads no longer lead to Texas. 5. You, my friends, just got a big raise - I am confident that the $22 million figure paid out to each member this year will now increase with you, and I am really excited to see how your school improves, both atheletically and academically, with the added resources. 6. Academics? We invented the seat belt, pacemaker, Vitamen A, C... (insert never ending list) - Although you are already in the top 100, if you believe in history (Penn State), you will be jumping up about 20 ranks with this move! 7. Don't buy into the Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State hype - Every one of the schools is this great conference are extremely unique, there's too much relevence given to the "big 3" in the national media. This is all I can think of for now, I'll post more as I think of them. Other Big Ten fans out there? Add them to this list! Once again, congrats Nebraska from the University of Minnesota! SKI-U-MAH Quote Link to comment
huskerjack23 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 First of all, from everyone from the great state of Minnesota, welcome to the great Big Ten! I can confidently speak for the majority of us here at the University of Minnesota that the addition of the University of Nebraska is exceptional. To celebrate, here are some facts of life that I am certain you will adapt to, especially since you are in the Midwest part of the conference. 1. Who hates Iowa, WE HATE IOWA - This one is fairly simple, always hate Iowa, no matter what you play them in. Kill them, slaughter them, then laugh at them. SPOILER ALERT: They're a different breed of human. 2. Wisconsin is the worst state in the nation - This concept is also simple,really no need explanation needed for the Vadger plague. 3. The Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa rivaly is truely unique - It's truely a three-way type of rivalry. Due to your geographic location, I'm sure this will soon become a four-way rivalry, and damn it, I can't wait. 4. Thank whoever you worship, because there is no Texas in this league - No school is given more importance in big picture operations, everyone is represented on a fair level. Feel confident in knowing that all roads no longer lead to Texas. 5. You, my friends, just got a big raise - I am confident that the $22 million figure paid out to each member this year will now increase with you, and I am really excited to see how your school improves, both atheletically and academically, with the added resources. 6. Academics? We invented the seat belt, pacemaker, Vitamen A, C... (insert never ending list) - Although you are already in the top 100, if you believe in history (Penn State), you will be jumping up about 20 ranks with this move! 7. Don't buy into the Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State hype - Every one of the schools is this great conference are extremely unique, there's too much relevence given to the "big 3" in the national media. This is all I can think of for now, I'll post more as I think of them. Other Big Ten fans out there? Add them to this list! Once again, congrats Nebraska from the University of Minnesota! SKI-U-MAH How's Cosgrove? hahaha I'm sorry that was mean. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota Gophers Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 He's a complete idiot, just like the rest of the coaching staff here! But no reason to worry, they will be gone soon First of all, from everyone from the great state of Minnesota, welcome to the great Big Ten! I can confidently speak for the majority of us here at the University of Minnesota that the addition of the University of Nebraska is exceptional. To celebrate, here are some facts of life that I am certain you will adapt to, especially since you are in the Midwest part of the conference. 1. Who hates Iowa, WE HATE IOWA - This one is fairly simple, always hate Iowa, no matter what you play them in. Kill them, slaughter them, then laugh at them. SPOILER ALERT: They're a different breed of human. 2. Wisconsin is the worst state in the nation - This concept is also simple,really no need explanation needed for the Vadger plague. 3. The Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa rivaly is truely unique - It's truely a three-way type of rivalry. Due to your geographic location, I'm sure this will soon become a four-way rivalry, and damn it, I can't wait. 4. Thank whoever you worship, because there is no Texas in this league - No school is given more importance in big picture operations, everyone is represented on a fair level. Feel confident in knowing that all roads no longer lead to Texas. 5. You, my friends, just got a big raise - I am confident that the $22 million figure paid out to each member this year will now increase with you, and I am really excited to see how your school improves, both atheletically and academically, with the added resources. 6. Academics? We invented the seat belt, pacemaker, Vitamen A, C... (insert never ending list) - Although you are already in the top 100, if you believe in history (Penn State), you will be jumping up about 20 ranks with this move! 7. Don't buy into the Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State hype - Every one of the schools is this great conference are extremely unique, there's too much relevence given to the "big 3" in the national media. This is all I can think of for now, I'll post more as I think of them. Other Big Ten fans out there? Add them to this list! Once again, congrats Nebraska from the University of Minnesota! SKI-U-MAH How's Cosgrove? hahaha I'm sorry that was mean. Quote Link to comment
muffler dragon Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 7. Don't buy into the Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State hype - Every one of the schools is this great conference are extremely unique, there's too much relevence given to the "big 3" in the national media. Every Big Ten school is unique. I loved my time at the U back in '95. Ohio State isn't hype though. It's legit in all 37 sports and academic faculties. Quote Link to comment
Manhattan Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I never visited Minnesota, but I have been to Madison and Iowa City. I loved both schools and cities very much (surprised by Iowa City, honestly, that is like a Paris in the Midwest). Every Big Ten school is unique and worth their share of the party. Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 6. Academics? We invented the seat belt, pacemaker, Vitamen A, C... (insert never ending list) - Although you are already in the top 100, if you believe in history (Penn State), you will be jumping up about 20 ranks with this move! Well, we invented Koolade and race track wall absorber thingys. I look forward to get a chance to even the record with Minn. one of the few teams to have a winning record against NU Quote Link to comment
iruletheskool Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I Don't think any of us have a problem with hating Iowa Quote Link to comment
brotherofalatehusker Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I Don't think any of us have a problem with hating Iowa Sooo, I guess we can't just play football without "hating" someone??? Nope, the "classiest fans in college football" have to HATE.... THAT sucks.. sorry. Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I Don't think any of us have a problem with hating Iowa Sooo, I guess we can't just play football without "hating" someone??? Nope, the "classiest fans in college football" have to HATE.... THAT sucks.. sorry. Wow, get over yourself. Its not real hate. Its kind of like when we say "I hope we kill team A" guess what, we dont really want to kill them. Quote Link to comment
muffler dragon Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Wow, get over yourself. Its not real hate. Its kind of like when we say "I hope we kill team A" guess what, we dont really want to kill them. Kiss your mom with that mouth?! http://www.scarletandgray.info/osu/songs/michigan.html Quote Link to comment
muffler dragon Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Here is a thing of beauty for those interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eW2ZBU9UHI Quote Link to comment
Manhattan Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Wow, get over yourself. Its not real hate. Its kind of like when we say "I hope we kill team A" guess what, we dont really want to kill them. Kiss your mom with that mouth?! http://www.scarletandgray.info/osu/songs/michigan.html Should have showed them HANG ON SLOOPY first. The "classiest fans in football" won't have at that song. Quote Link to comment
muffler dragon Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Wow, get over yourself. Its not real hate. Its kind of like when we say "I hope we kill team A" guess what, we dont really want to kill them. Kiss your mom with that mouth?! http://www.scarletandgray.info/osu/songs/michigan.html Should have showed them HANG ON SLOOPY first. The "classiest fans in football" won't have at that song. Since you asked: Quote Link to comment
muffler dragon Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 And one of my favorites (since I'm a drummer): Quote Link to comment
action000 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Remember that sCUm now becomes scUM. Quote Link to comment
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