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ShawnWatson

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  1. Just picked upsome ladies at Lane Bryant, its like fishing with dynamite!!

    1. Nebula

      Nebula

      I assume you didn't literally pick them up, though. You're 52 years old, Shawn. Take care of your back!

    2. huskerscott

      huskerscott

      Are you gonna go hangout at motherhood maternity tomorrow???

    3. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      You know those chicks put out.

  2. It will be presented to Steve Pederson after tomorrows Pitt game. He's earned it. That almost brings a tear to my eye.
  3. Anybody know if they presented the Corn Bowl trophy or just melted it down before any more people could see it?
  4. That linked website looks legit!
  5. I must've missed the part in the riot control handbook where it says to bear mase some people sitting down, and then form an awkward cluster and retreat from a bunch of guys wearing scarves.
  6. You may be confused but this is classic addition by subtraction. He actually shot at two things that looked like a deer and hit nothing but some trees and twigs. Whenever someone says they hit some coyotes as well, you can assume they are lying.
  7. I was innocently urinating at my favorite local Applebees when I looked up to see "why are you looking up here the real joke is in your hand". I commend the author's creativity but nonetheless I weeped over my chick fried chicken.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      That ad is directed at me personally. I have a joke tattooed on my penis.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      must be a short joke

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Not when a hot girl reads it closely.

  8. The Heisman ceremony is an event that must be treated with the upmost of dignity. Signed, Eric Crouch's silk shirt

  9. I think he would have wanted you to watch the game.
  10. I am in no way trying to be disrespectful, but what was an 82 year old doing piloting a plane?
  11. I heard he was driving the Mizzou helmet car. That could have been a leading factor things not exactly street legal.
  12. I have used febreeze as my toothpaste, hair spray, and deodorant for the last week and I feel great.

    1. Excel

      Excel

      so you're like every teenager in America but instead of axe you use febreeze...nice

       

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      have you drank it yet!?

  13. Which Nebraska juco players are good.
  14. The moose lodge "A" team. Those boys have made me a lot of money.
  15. This is a little missleading, this only takes into account the average ranking of the ranked teams. The two conferences with the most ranked teams (B1G and SEC) have 5 each with the lower ranked teams in the B1G pulling down the average. If you figure that the next highest ranked team in the ACC could be no higher than #26 that would bring the average of their top 5 teams down to 17.2. If you figure the BiG XII's top 5 teams with the next highest possible rankings being 26 & 27, that brings their avg. down to 15.4, and using that same concept the highest possible ranking of the top 5 teams in the PAC 12 would be 18.8. That is all true. I was going to further those stats but I had a glue huffing session that in good conscious I just could not miss.
  16. A breakdown of conferences in this weeks coaches poll: ACC 4 ranked teams #7,#8,#22,#23 Average ranking: 15 B10 5 ranked teams #21,#18,#16,#13,#12 Average ranking: 16 B12 3 teams ranked #2,#5,#17 Average Ranking: 8 SEC 5 teams ranked #1,#3,#6,#14,#15 Average Ranking: 7.8 P12 2 ranked teams #4,#9 Average Ranking: 6.5
  17. If you haven't had Boulevard's Tank 7 yet, then head and get your beer game right. Its a saison which means you are going to get some pretty high doses of zest and clove/coriander tastes. The beer is 8% alcohol but everything going on hides the high alcohol level well. I've been pretty blurry eyed after a couple pints of this stuff.
  18. I love Gayville, SD. Extra no homo.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Ha! Stopped to take a picture of their sign about a decade ago when I was up there direction

    2. iLoveLamp

      iLoveLamp

      I bet that direction was straight in front of you

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      haha i have friends that live there! the gas station has the best pie

       

  19. You can only drink one beer when playing a Pennsylvania school.
  20. Looking ahead is the reason Nebraska is 8-2. Hopefully the Nebraska team doesn't have the mindset of much of the fans.
  21. T_O_Bull, this is not 'Nam. This is Football watching. There are rules.
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