nebraskan

the guy who keeps getting stats, facts, and figures just slightly wrong throughout conversations, forcing me to decide to be either A) the guy who knows everything or B) the guy who keeps his mouth shut.

-the "this is the first time I've ever watched a football game so you'll have to explain everything to me" girlfriend -i knew a few people in omaha who, despite being born and raised in nebraska, were texas fans. im sure they were just doing it because they were trying to be "counter culture". i would have been fine with it if they were actually from texas or something, but they just wanted to be different.

I watch at the Pour House in Orlando. Everyones usually pretty focused on the game, and loud at the appropriate times. I've notcied a decline in attendance the past few years, possibly due to more games being easily available on B1G Network and National TV. Its very close to Disney and Universal theme park area, so we get alot of vacationers who want to feel at home. The owner of the bar, a small chinese woman, even makes homemade Runzas from time to time, if you're into that sort of thing.

I dont have anything to add, but I'm enjoying the show...

If I was Martinez, I'd be scared of facing Clowney and Friends again too. Because that would mean the team hadn't achieved any of their season goals, and had fallen to a second tier bowl game.

The eyeball test shows me that Martinez is running faster after 3 steps, assuming its in a straight line. If a change of direction is required, Crouch will maintain a higher speed through that change. I would imagine they have a similar top speed in the open field. But I'm not using science or anything.

I work in one of the Orlando Theme Parks, and I've Seen. It. All. I'll tell you that the worst are the brazilians.

I just read through all of your data, and have formulated my own conclusion. I desperatly need a drink, because my brain hurts.

OOOOOooooo. Got it. Thanks Dude. My opinion... Let the team pick leaders, and give out Blackshirts the morning of game 1. If you dont get a Blackshirt, take one from somebody else in practice.

I've always thought of myself as pretty "text-speak" savvy, but could somebody translate that for me?

You're ready for an anus tart? I read anus tart as well. I figured it was a personal things so I left it alone. Dont worry GSG, I got the reference.

Wide Receiver catches the ball, turns around, and runs backwards. INVINCIBILITY!!!!