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  1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    I want to give those 2 broke girls some money...

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Worst show ever

    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      they are not financially broke, but comically bankrupt.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Yep, worst show ever. No hyperbole.

  2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Burkhead!

  3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    The thigh master helped him make that splash play, you guys

  4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Polamalu makes "splash" plays, you guys

    1. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Splish splash.

  5. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Cam Newton is one tough SOB

  6. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Some chick just flipped off the camera on the ECU v Florida game

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I wonder what else she uses that finger for.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Extreme donut eating would be my guess

    4. NUance

      NUance

      If so, the ole glazed donut on the pener might please both parties.

  7. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Is anyone else still laughing at Jameis Winston? I know I still am

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I laughed so hard I spit out a mouthful of crab legs.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Anyone see his presser? That was funny as well. We're all foolin ourselves if we didnt think that game coulda gone either way. Lol. Dude. You lost by 40

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      39*

  8. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Going to Vegas in June for one thing... KGB Burger, best popcorn shrimp and burgers that you'll ever have

  9. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Why can't we get an original hire, you guys?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Original Baby Gangsta

       

    3. beanman

      beanman

      He's making fun of BigRedPowerWagon Lux. You'll have to get the definition of original from him.

    4. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      See, im already back to work and yet still annoying you.

  10. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    If a bowl game were to be played in memorial stadium what would the name of that bowl be?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Tommy Lee Goes to College Bowl

    3. clyde40

      clyde40

      The Nebraska Nice! Bowl brought to you by what the hell is a Runza?

    4. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Dorothy Lynch Salad Bowl

  11. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Kevin Spacey would be the perfect actor in a movie about Saban according to the wife

  12. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    This was a good day

  13. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the devil.

  14. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    scott stop it! they're already dead! aww hell, keep scorin

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I want Oregon to hang 70 on em

  15. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's what you get for jackin crab legs son!

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Thats not even the worst thing he has done

    2. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      Love this show they are putting on!

  16. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Scott Frost, good OC or best OC?

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Does he or Hellfrich call the plays?

    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      Scott does, and he does it within 2 seconds most of the time.

       

      Really amazing to watch this machine run.

  17. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    damn you watchespn app! work!

    1. deedsker

      deedsker

      Internet page isn't working either! Freaking ESPN!

    2. Throwin'Bones

      Throwin'Bones

      Frontrowsports

  18. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    I've been wrong on all my picks today so... Ohio St vs Oregon in the NC game, write it down!

  19. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Big 10 lookin good you guys

  20. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    will the Oregon Florida St game reach abortion levels today? I hope so.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I think Oregon will destroy them.

  21. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    You were on a gravy train with biscuit wheels!

  22. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Show of hands, who is drunk already?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Drunk? I'm still at work. But totally unmotivated. May as well head home, light a fire in the fireplace, and start drinkin'.

    3. admo

      admo

      I'm bout to join the Husker drinking celebration pass out party! Should be a thread. Someone start it pls

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Done. Up n running in the shed

  23. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Harbaugh is not Bo. Bo is not Osborne. Finkle is Inhorn.

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    2. louisianared

      louisianared

      His name is Robert Paulson

    3. SECHusker

      SECHusker

      Foghorn Leghorn

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Dirk Diggler

  24. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Horrible day in the huskermike casa. Harbaugh leaves my niners, goes to Michigan which is my wife's favorite team. I filed for divorce

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Tried that NU. It just made her want some nookie

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      are you fred durst?

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Maybe

  25. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Brock Samson is what every player on our defense should be... (link to follow)

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    2. Hingle McCringleberry

      Hingle McCringleberry

      Poor speedy, he just got his wings..

    3. NUance

      NUance

      But could he kill a raccoon with a crescent wrench? Yeah, probly.

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