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I'd heard They found about a gazillion dead crows near my hometown of Holdrege, NE. and there was some concern that they may have died from some sort of Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains and squeezin's of all the crows, and she confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, However, She determined that 97% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and 3% were killed by an impact with a car. Officials then hired an Ornitholo...
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Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the possible reason for the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill...The O.B. determined the probable cause was merely when the flying rodents, I mean.. the crows found road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah"...but none could say "Truck."
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