Cy the Cyclone

I think it will be a close game...I expect Penn State to rest their starters so they'll be ready for that big Maryland game next week. You always have a chance when the other team is looking ahead to the next game.

Just had our third QB throw our third TD pass. Hey! Is your game over? What happened? I was watching a football game and must have missed it?

The ISU game is getting good...you all should switch over. Some real hitting going on.

Campbell says that since you got his first name wrong, you can take him off your list and add Mack Brown and Barry Switzer.

Meh...read to thread title and figured it was about me.

I learned these things... Whoever is in charge of start times is an idiot. Who came up with the bright idea of having Nebraska, ISU and Iowa all starting at 2:30? On Saturday, I just want to watch football...not have to make decisions and stuff. West Virgina fans are the worst fans in the Big 12. Laser pointers and morons with coonskin caps contradict the laws of nature. If you stand too close to your Iowa State wind sock while having a cigarette on your porch when the wind is blowing, it will inevitably blow your way, become entangled with your head and go up in flames like a torch. My dog likes beer Other than that...nothing.

Not yet. I need to fire my face and hire Scott Frost.

What a crappy day... Iowa State loses. Nebraska loses. Iowa wins. and now this dipsh*t...

Come on...do you know how much work it was just wording it relevantly to keep it from getting moved to some other forum? Give me my props!

Okay...just got off another one... Hawk Fan - The Cyclones suck... Me - Your wife's maiden name is Cyclones? I love this day!

Yeah...the TE is the biggest problem on both of these plays. Would be nice if Lee would step up in the pocket once in a while though...might alleviate a couple of the problems.

I'm a Husker fan because Frank Solich came to our house and told me I had to be a Husker and then my dad told him to get off our porch and not cone back. Apparently he was so crushed by that development that he drove up the highway to Todd Frain's house and gave HIM my scholarship offer...

Okay...here's what I've tried this morning... Hawk Fan - You may be ranked but we still beat you! Me - Yeah...I was going to go to that game but I couldn't roll your wife off of me. Hawk Fan - You may be ranked but we still beat you! Me - Yeah...I was trying to listen to that game on the radio but you wife was squeezing my ears shut with her thighs Hawk Fan - Ranked? Big deal...we've been ranked lots of times Me - Youre right! I remember studying about the speech Millard Fillmore gave about that Hawk Fan - Who's Millard Fillmore? Hawk Fan - 14th...who cares? Me - You should be excited! If we move up 4 more spots you won't have to take off your shoe to count that high anymore. It has been a good morning...

That's another problem altogether...trying to enjoy yourself while knowing that the hammer is about to fall.

That would be living a lie...

I have recently run into a troubling problem and am looking for a few suggestions on how to handle it. The problem? I don't know how to gloat properly. You see...as a diehard ISU fan, I'm not familiar with success and haven't really had to worry about the etiquette of gloating before. Oh sure, I'm surrounded by moron Hawkeyes fans who gloat about everything from their stolen Pittsburgh Steelers color scheme to their record of number of players cited for public urination...but the way they do it makes them seem like brainless a$$hole$ and makes the entire world hate them. Actually, the entire world already hated them but their method of gloating just magnifies the hatred. I don't want people to hate me. On the other hand, I had a conversation with a coworker today who is a Kansas State fan and I mentioned that we were ranked 14th in the nation and asked her where K State was ranked this year. When I realized what I said, I felt guilty about it. Even after assuring her that I was joking and that I was sure K State would win their next game because it was a night game and Bill Snyder would be on the sideline coaching instead of laying in his coffin trying to hide from the sunlight, I still felt bad, especially since she has real big breasts. So...here I am looking for some advice. How do I gloat without becoming an asshat Hawkeyes type of gloater but without having to worry about losing a chance of motor boating with the hot office assistant? Now I know Nebraska fans have had their share of success in the past and most of the ones I have met have usually been very gracious about the fact that their team was good while my team sucked so I decided it would be a great dea to come to the experts and ask how to gloat properly. Any advice would be appreciated...thank you in advance Cy

Farniok's brother was an awesome center. Surely some of that rubbed off....

Where's Jamal Lord when you need him...

I.M. Old! Greatest name ever!

According to the source that told me Arkansas will be moving to the Big 12 soon, the SEC is going to replace them with UCF...

Hmmm...I might take Arkansas considering their soon to be revealed announcement that they will be joining the Big 12 in the near future...

I'll bet Florida is talking to Riley right now! No wonder he looks like he's mailing it in! That sneaky bastard!

Hey soon to be unemployed recruiting assistant...write about THIS s#!t... Scoring Offense...tied for 83rd. Rushing Offense...108th Passing Offense...30th Total Offense...65th Scoring Defense...86th Rushing Defense...71st Passing Defense...67th Total Defense...65th You got a freakin juggernaut to write about on your hands! I'd call it "Paradise Lost"...or has that been taken?

Did something important happen? A win over Purdue? Yeah...fifth page, below the fold.

We lose Lazard, though I think Butler may end up better. We lose Campos along with a couple others on the OL. We lose most of our DBs and LBs. We'll be starting year 1 in year 3. Oh...and we'll have no QBs left unless that head case Park comes back. Time to reload ala Dan McCarney....