bear with me here, this kind of goes somewhere...
a "friend" apparently got on my laptop today and posted a status update here that was less than satisfactory. i never saw it, but the vague jokes he was making gave me the jist of it...thanks to whoever took it down.
so we all go to ameristar tonight for all you can eat crab legs and general shenigans. i wore a new shirt someone got me at christmas, says "Keep Calm and Carry On" on the front of it. Great Britian WWII reference or something.
at dinner, a literal bowl of melted butter is spilled on my chest and jeans before i ever eat one bite. i shek it off, determined to eat crab. waitress comes around later and asks if i want more iced tea. "Sure." She begins to pour, the ice does that pile up thing, then unleashes. Im now covered in butter and iced tea.
I call a cab. Im not so much furious as completely French. Im waving a giant invisible white flag.
Cabbie is cool, and we have a laugh over my ordeal.
We pull into my place, and Im at the back of this weird parking lot downtown. My car is backed in right in front of the house. Pay the cabbie, get out, walk up the side walk...
See giant black mark on the front corner of my white car. See yellow plastic bits all laying upon the snow.
i skip right past furious on my way to, heck, i dont know. it was bad. im f'ing Chechnya. Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately, no one is around to bomb.
blah blah...stiff drink... blah...shower...blah blah...stiff drink...blah blah blah
open this thread. see knapplc's GIF.
laugh uproariously.
thank you, knapplc.