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  1. B.B. Hemingway

    Howzabout some good news fellas: Just found out my wife and I are expecting our 3rd child!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Wow. Get ready for a big change to your life. Congrats, but I hope you didn't like naps. 3 is a lot to handle.

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  2. StPaulHusker

    So the ban hammer is putting in work today

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Ha good analogy JJ

       

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  3. ZRod

    Ok. What did I miss?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      yes, and mantis and rotoriot

       

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  4. ZRod

    Ok. What did I miss?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Basically, Landlord is a huge internet pu&&y.

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  5. B.B. Hemingway

    "Next to be banned" office pool?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Looks like Dr. Mantis may have already had it happen.

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  6. Stumpy1

    Moosehead is a pretty good beer. Tried it for the first time tonight.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Where I come from moose head means something different.

       

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  7. BIGREDIOWAN

    Everyone should experience a MRI at some point in their life. I've been lucky enough to experience two..................frigging hate it!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Did they not give you headphones with some good tunes to listen to?

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  8. I AM FOOT FOOT

    how do i motivate my 15 year son to give a sh#t about algebra??? im at a loss here. tutoring isnt doing much.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Topless tutors.

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  9. Chaddyboxer

    Livin' on BAN! Take my hand, we'll make it I swear!! Oooooh oooooh!!!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Slippery when butt-hurt you guys

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  10. RotoRiot

    FREE THE THREE!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      +1

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  11. JJ Husker

    Sonofabitch! Pretty disillusioned guise. Take a bit of a break from HB and come back to discover 3 of my favorite posters have been banned. Sorry but that sucks sh#t. Good job making this placing less enjoyable. Bunch pansies.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      JJ gets to be the big spoon later tonight you guys.

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  12. tschu

    I'm going to get banned, aren't I

    1. beanman

      beanman

      ah poop. I'm a sucker.

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  13. tschu

    I'm going to get banned, aren't I

    1. beanman

      beanman

      pretty sure saying butt-hurt is a big mistake, so don't do that.

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  14. beanman

    Can the banned fellers attend the Spring Game tailgate? Or is knapp going to run security and have a fence around the place?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      That thing expired Junior. I've been near you many times over the last couple weeks. Stalkin' walkin' in my big black boots.

       

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  15. beanman

    Can the banned fellers attend the Spring Game tailgate? Or is knapp going to run security and have a fence around the place?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Great, I'm bringing nachos and a red ball-gag.

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  16. RedRedJarvisRedwine

    I'm scared! @BroBible: Instead Of Crappy Buns, KFC Will Now Wrap Your Hot Dog In A Fried Chicken Breast -- http://t.co/vsxmUaNVZ9

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Wow, we've hit an all-time low you guys.

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  17. beanman

    Anybody have any good money-making ideas for weekends around Omaha? Besides whoring myself out? Good places for part-time work?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Scrapping? What is that?

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  18. beanman

    Anybody have any good money-making ideas for weekends around Omaha? Besides whoring myself out? Good places for part-time work?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      That's very hurtful Count.

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  19. beanman

    Anybody have any good money-making ideas for weekends around Omaha? Besides whoring myself out? Good places for part-time work?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Anyone do real estate part-time? Is it tough to manage your schedule?

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  20. C N Red

    Emily Ratajkowski's chest.....wowza!!!!!!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Between her and Kate Upton, I'm going with Emily 100 times out of 100. Full package. Doesn't have the pudgy mid-section and goofy looking legs like Kate.

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  21. tschu

    It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Some guys aren't annoyed.

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  22. QMany

    What does investigation reveal? What should Patriots punishment be?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Cleveland steamers from Qmany

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  23. macroboy

    Look's like we will be rehashing the Ron Brown conversations today.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Yay!

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  24. Abdullah the Butcher

    A high school coach in suburban Atlanta is accused of biting another coach's face. An arrest warrant says South Cobb High School girls basketball coach Melonie Joyce Martin was standing about two inches from coach Tyrone Harris when authorities say she bit him in the eye and nose.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      The saddest thing is getting that emotional about girls basketball.

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  25. NUpolo8

    Reason #82734 never to go to recruiting forums. (Link in first comment)

    1. beanman

      beanman

      That's funny right there.

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