Question

[BIGREDIOWAN]

So my best friend stops by my house today around noon and has a green bag in his hand. I ask him what's in the bag and he says a Thanksgiving present for me and the wife. So I take the present from him and have my wife open it up. What does she pull out, but a damn Colorado sweatshirt!!!! Now my friend knows I hate Colorado with a passion and he is an ISU/aTm fan so I am wondering 1. what should I do to this sweatshirt and 2. how do I get him back..................suggestions!!!!

[Chef K]

So my best friend stops by my house today around noon and has a green bag in his hand. I ask him what's in the bag and he says a Thanksgiving present for me and the wife. So I take the present from him and have my wife open it up. What does she pull out, but a damn Colorado sweatshirt!!!! Now my friend knows I hate Colorado with a passion and he is an ISU/aTm fan so I am wondering 1. what should I do to this sweatshirt and 2. how do I get him back..................suggestions!!!!

You and your wife should wipe your asses with it.{like any piece of sCUm paraphernalia} and then make him wear it.

[huskernumerouno]

Use it to wash your car with because the way the bluffs look that will be the only job they will have after football. As for your friend, put bumper stickers of the team he hates the most all over his car or take out an add in the local paper and embarrass him real bad, like say he is starting a support group of men that wear their wifes underwear to work.

The line was drawn when he gave you the sweatshirt, you have to hit back hard and quickly.

[hskrdedhed]

Are you a gun owner? Make a scarecrow with it and have target practice. Fun for the whole family!

[General Blackshirt]

the fact that he is a ISU fan is punishment enough......

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Good answers so far I still have it sitting in the bag because if I had to see it I would go into a rage and just start smashing things!!!! I can't explain to anyone how much I hate Colorado and this jerk knew that and he went way beyond the line and he will get his one way or the other!!!

[HSKRNOKC]

Set fire to it while chanting, burn cu burn.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Set fire to it while chanting, burn cu burn.

 

I thought about doing that in the middle of his driveway!!!

[husker rob]

BRI here are a number of things that you can do.

 

1. buy a bunch of shrink wrap and shrink wrap his car at night, while he is at work, ect ect ect

 

2. if his car is rear wheel drive, put his car up on blocks just high enough that the tires are not touching the ground.

 

3. get a big magnet sign that says "Honk if you are horney, because I'm gay and looking"

 

4. put his name on the gay midget porn mailing list.

 

5. photoshop his picture with a girl and mail it to his wife

 

if you need more ideas let me know i can be rather devious

 

when i first started reading your post about a green bag, the first think that came to my mind was that it was going to be a dumbest criminal story, and he was trying to give you a bag of weed for thanksgiving.

 

that would have been retarded, this was just plain mean, so you have to be mean back.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

BRI here are a number of things that you can do.

 

1. buy a bunch of shrink wrap and shrink wrap his car at night, while he is at work, ect ect ect

 

2. if his car is rear wheel drive, put his car up on blocks just high enough that the tires are not touching the ground.

 

3. get a big magnet sign that says "Honk if you are horney, because I'm gay and looking"

 

4. put his name on the gay midget porn mailing list.

 

5. photoshop his picture with a girl and mail it to his wife

 

if you need more ideas let me know i can be rather devious

 

when i first started reading your post about a green bag, the first think that came to my mind was that it was going to be a dumbest criminal story, and he was trying to give you a bag of weed for thanksgiving.

 

that would have been retarded, this was just plain mean, so you have to be mean back.

 

I love the shrink rap idea!!!! His car is always sitting on the street and I go to work late so that could be a definate possibility.......you are definately devious!!!! Hey, but the military does that to ya!!!

[HuskerJosh82]

Here is a good one.

 

Step 1. Take a huge crap in a bucket

Step 2. Put gloves on.

Step 3. Drive to his house (for best results do it at night)

Step 4. Put you "own" crap under his door handle.

Step 5. Camoflauge the area. (make it look like you were never there)

Step 6. Drive home and wait.

 

It's a classic, no one ever looks under the door handle.

 

Maybe eat some taco bell a couple of hours before the mission.

[rawhide]

Plus making sure you have no communicable diseases spread through contact with feces.

[Hawkeyehusker]

Give it back to him for Christmas...

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Give it back to him for Christmas...

[ttheKid1*18]

BRI here are a number of things that you can do.

 

1. buy a bunch of shrink wrap and shrink wrap his car at night, while he is at work, ect ect ect

 

2. if his car is rear wheel drive, put his car up on blocks just high enough that the tires are not touching the ground.

 

3. get a big magnet sign that says "Honk if you are horney, because I'm gay and looking"

 

4. put his name on the gay midget porn mailing list.

 

5. photoshop his picture with a girl and mail it to his wife

 

if you need more ideas let me know i can be rather devious

 

when i first started reading your post about a green bag, the first think that came to my mind was that it was going to be a dumbest criminal story, and he was trying to give you a bag of weed for thanksgiving.

 

that would have been retarded, this was just plain mean, so you have to be mean back.

I am going to have to use those sometime on someone. I have signed up a friend for a gay magazine once though