Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 .......my shotgun and decided to hunt some doves. All of a sudden John Cheney jumped out of the bushes. I was so surprised and I thought it was a dove and fired.....peppering his face with pellets. So then.... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 BigRedIowan was called to the scene to investigate. When he got there he saw Benard chasing cars in the middle of the street. Meanwhile...... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 back at BOOTY CAMP AR was posing for the first ever Ladies Daily Skin when the digital camera. . . Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 zoomed in on his ballzac. After 32 clicks and retries, the camera was put down and stolen by..... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 .......Ryan Seacrest who sold the pictures on ebay for 10 cents per pound of nuts. They were all sold in 12 minutes to....... Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 American Idol's Simon Cowell... He said he could spot talent, and after studying AR's nutzac for a few minutes he shook his head and took the pictures to.... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 his monthly Oprah Winfrey nutzac anonymous meeting. After the meeting. . . Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 ... myself, that limey bastage simon, some freak that kept throwing around cocktail bottles, & Xenu went to lunch inside a volcano just past the edge of eternal hellfire, which actually turned out to be Manhattan, Kansas. Enraged to be back in scumhattan, I sawed off my side-arm and.... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 which caused AR's eyes to widen thinking that he was going to get a big payday with a lawuit on the hacksaw company.... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 ........meanwhile Officers Jon Baker and Francis Llewellyn "Ponch" Poncherello were sent in to investigate the scene when they recieved word of a high speed chase involving Regis Philbin, so they took off after him and........... Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 found him on the Love Boat as one of the guest, chatting with Captain Stubing, Doc, and Isaac the bartender (high five). The drinks were going down fast and quickly, so naturally I punched Poncherello in the neck and... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 jumped into my awaiting speed boat I purchased in Norman oklahoma from... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 No Scholly Motors. Unfortunately the warranty was financed through the OU football slushie fund where. . ..... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Kevin Federline was recently named 'employee of the month'. "Ziigggaa Zow - Pa Kow" he said to every customer he served. Then Kevin said... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 ......."F*** that! This s*** is whack dogg!!! Ima gon bust out some mad rhymes." Failing to realize he already tried that once a failed miserably he was later gunned down by..... Quote Link to comment
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