hskrdedhed Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 they are now both doing donkey shows together in Tijauna in the off season. Their respective coaching careers are.... right where they always will be. sucking donkey d*ck. The next day , I was in the Foxy Lady in downtown Lincoln , when this stripper came up to me and said..... Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 they are now both doing donkey shows together in Tijauna in the off season. Their respective coaching careers are.... right where they always will be. sucking donkey d*ck. Butkus. So anyway... I met this chick walking by, her name was Dirty Sanchez. She asked me if I ... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Butkus. So anyway... I met this chick walking by, her name was Dirty Sanchez. She asked me if I ... ...knew her brother Mark who plays for USC. "He talks about John David Booty and what he does in the locker room". Evidently... Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 He hands out the towels to his teammates...but instead handing them, he throws them in their face so he can get a good look without anyone noticing. He learned this trick from Bob Stoops while.... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 He was on a recruiting trip in Norman, which ended up being a disaster after he got in a bar fight with one of the locals. Those F'ing Hillbillies... Quote Link to comment
BornNBredRed Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 He was on a recruiting trip in Norman, which ended up being a disaster after he got in a bar fight with one of the locals. Those F'ing Hillbillies... still don't realize that doing your sister is "socially inappropriate", but they vow to never give up the practice. So I decided to get the hell out of there and... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 ...fly to Botswana where before my eyes appeared a 7 ft. tall native woman with a child suckling from each breast. I stopped and asked... Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Do you mind if I take a hit...that plane ride was amazingly long. She responded with a..... Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 MMMMmmmbboooooAAAAHHH! MMMMmmmbboooooAAAAAHHH! Yiddddkeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I took that as a 'no' so I grabbed a hot dog that she was selling from her cart. When suddenly... Quote Link to comment
I See Red People Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Brent Musberger rolls up in his carpool drinkin a 40. He asks me if I want to take a ride to see his new sweatshop, but before I could respond... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 he yelled "FUMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE" and threw his 40 at me. After walking for a while I saw Mark May, Kirk Herbstreit, and Lee Corso playing on a swing set and I......... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 noticed mark and kirk were crying that Lee was pushing them too high on the swings so I said Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 "You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield.... Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 "You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield.... i noticed that matt leinart's class ring was stuck on herbstreit's detached hand. i went to the pawn shop.. Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 "You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield.... i noticed that matt leinart's class ring was stuck on herbstreit's detached hand. i went to the pawn shop.. and asked the dealer "how much?". The dude replied "for the ring, or for the hand?". Naturally I said... Quote Link to comment
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