Cy the Cyclone Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 First of all, I'm sorry about the delays in posting the results of the first game but Cy has been busy with the daughter graduating from high school and hasn't had as much time to devote to the important things...ah the work of a big time commissioner is never done...and, in addition...college is EXPENSIVE! Jeez...when I went to ISU it was like a $1.50 a semester or something but now...I had to hock my other kid just to get textbooks for the oldest one for one semester and that's even with half the tuition covered by a scholarship (cheap ass private colleges that won't give full ride scholarships... ) Be that as it may...the all knowing and all seeing Mock League Commissioner has noticed that some slackers who weren't paying attention missed out on joining the league and would like them to get the opportunity to show of their athletic prowess (or lack thereof) too. Therefore...the kind and benevolent Mock League Commissioner is authorizing a supplemental draft for anyone that wishes to join. To make yourself eligible for this draft, sign up below. Once I have determined that everyone who I want to...uh...who wants to participate has signed up, the two coaches and their teams can divide the players up evenly and add them to their roster at whatever position they wish. Everyone is eligible unless they are already on one of the teams or if they are one of the people who denegrate the Cyclones (don't lie...I do a background check on each and every one of you.... ) in which case you will be relegated to officiating crew and have to hold the yard marker for two games as penance for your lack of faith.... Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
Husker_Power Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 First of all, I'm sorry about the delays in posting the results of the first game but Cy has been busy with the daughter graduating from high school and hasn't had as much time to devote to the important things...ah the work of a big time commissioner is never done...and, in addition...college is EXPENSIVE! Jeez...when I went to ISU it was like a $1.50 a semester or something but now...I had to hock my other kid just to get textbooks for the oldest one for one semester and that's even with half the tuition covered by a scholarship (cheap ass private colleges that won't give full ride scholarships... ) Be that as it may...the all knowing and all seeing Mock League Commissioner has noticed that some slackers who weren't paying attention missed out on joining the league and would like them to get the opportunity to show of their athletic prowess (or lack thereof) too. Therefore...the kind and benevolent Mock League Commissioner is authorizing a supplemental draft for anyone that wishes to join. To make yourself eligible for this draft, sign up below. Once I have determined that everyone who I want to...uh...who wants to participate has signed up, the two coaches and their teams can divide the players up evenly and add them to their roster at whatever position they wish. Everyone is eligible unless they are already on one of the teams or if they are one of the people who denegrate the Cyclones (don't lie...I do a background check on each and every one of you.... ) in which case you will be relegated to officiating crew and have to hold the yard marker for two games as penance for your lack of faith.... Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
Husker_Power Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I actually do not know what my 40 time is it could be less or more Quote Link to comment
gmoney88 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
hskerholic Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 How about cheerleaders? We have a few women on this board, how about including us? Where's the sign up for that? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist (#33) 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Blackshirtsguru 6'4/275/4.9/DE. I have been known to stick tumb tacks through my lips and spit beer through the holes! I also like to listen to classical music in the nude. My Dr says that it's perfectly normal. Just as long as I keep my shades closed and wear my aluminum foil helmet! I also on occasion like to stand in my front yard and eat crayons as I wave at truck drivers passing by. Quote Link to comment
Dirt Bag Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist (#33) 6. Dirt Bag 5'11"/150/5.7 Cigarette smoker/kicker or punter (don't like practice) 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
I See Red People Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Dirt Bag, can you drink like you smoke? If so, the RED team is calling for you. I think we have a kicker but maybe you could be a backup. Now that's a Dirt Bag's role. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 How about cheerleaders? We have a few women on this board, how about including us? Where's the sign up for that? Post up picks in revealing, tiny little cheerleading outfits. We'll make a decsion based on the biggest pom-poms... Quote Link to comment
BGREDSTUCKN IA Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist (#33) 6. Dirt Bag 5'11"/150/5.7 Cigarette smoker/kicker or punter (don't like practice) 7.BGREDSTUCKN IA 6'3"/250/4.8/LB/END 8. 9. 10. Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO)(#20). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist (#33) 6. Dirt Bag 5'11"/150/5.7 Cigarette smoker/kicker or punter (don't like practice) 7.BGREDSTUCKN IA 6'3"/250/4.8/LB/END 8. 9. 10. Sorry....I forgot to add my number! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Sign up here...feel free to add numbers ( ) 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO)(#20). 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver (#88 if possible) 4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB(#3) (True Freshman) 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist (#33) 6. Dirt Bag 5'11"/150/5.7 Cigarette smoker/kicker or punter (don't like practice) (00) 7.BGREDSTUCKN IA 6'3"/250/4.8/LB/END 8. 9. 10. Sorry....I forgot to add my number! Quote Link to comment
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