NUpolo8 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Likes Larry the Cable Guy....hates Conan..... Yeeeeaaah Conan FTW Quote Link to comment
Igetbored216 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Hates Larry the Cable Guy...likes Conan Quote Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 There were a few games last season where it seemed Steven Wright was coaching the Huskers. Bill Callahan? He's just not funny. Sorry. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Likes Larry the Cable Guy....hates Conan..... Yeeeeaaah Conan FTW Ok..Anyone...Let me know which one(s) makes you laugh... A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' Conan O'Brien Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language. Conan O'Brien Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans. Conan O'Brien CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.' Conan O'Brien During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. Conan O'Brien Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. Conan O'Brien Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. Conan O'Brien Fish recognize a bad leader. Conan O'Brien If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan O'Brien In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have. Conan O'Brien In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union. Conan O'Brien In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. Conan O'Brien In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath. Conan O'Brien John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career. Conan O'Brien Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years. Conan O'Brien Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. Conan O'Brien Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. Conan O'Brien President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards. Conan O'Brien President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. Conan O'Brien Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood. Conan O'Brien Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan O'Brien Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. Conan O'Brien Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' Conan O'Brien The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. Conan O'Brien The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.' Conan O'Brien Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion. Conan O'Brien Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.' Conan O'Brien Ok..The last two almost made me change my facial expression (at least on the inside)..But nothing I can use to make my co-workers laugh. Just different tastes I guess? Like I like Stevie Ray Vaughan or even Slipknot and can't stand "Bands" like the Backstreet Boys in the hood, but The Backstreet Boys probably outsell everyone. Quote Link to comment
ssfranny Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 I was a little afraid if I used the Conan reference, this thread might go on a tangent.. Just never met anyone b4, who thought he was funny. I can fill pages (and have) of funny quotes by Steven Wright or Larry the guy who installs Cable, but I can't think of one time I laughed at the Barbarian. Although when he was 1st introduced, I almost laughed...thought they were pulling my Lariat by having a real person dress up like Howdy Doody and pass him off as Dave's replacement. Conan is genuinely funny but he's not a good interviewer just like Jay Lamo. Conan is funnier than Jay some of his video when he came back from the Writers Strike was hilaroius. He would interrupt guys playing Guitar Hero with his rendition of Edith Bunker voice doing Beastie Boys song "Sabotage" I laughed so hard I cried. Anything is better than Jay Lamo...and Letterman has always been the gold standard next to Carson. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I was a little afraid if I used the Conan reference, this thread might go on a tangent.. Just never met anyone b4, who thought he was funny. I can fill pages (and have) of funny quotes by Steven Wright or Larry the guy who installs Cable, but I can't think of one time I laughed at the Barbarian. Although when he was 1st introduced, I almost laughed...thought they were pulling my Lariat by having a real person dress up like Howdy Doody and pass him off as Dave's replacement. Conan is genuinely funny but he's not a good interviewer just like Jay Lamo. Conan is funnier than Jay some of his video when he came back from the Writers Strike was hilaroius. He would interrupt guys playing Guitar Hero with his rendition of Edith Bunker voice doing Beastie Boys song "Sabotage" I laughed so hard I cried. Anything is better than Jay Lamo...and Letterman has always been the gold standard next to Carson. You sure that's Conan? looks more like "Sheriff Bart" (Cleavon Little). Edith Bunker sings the Beastie Boys "Sabotage" 0u3AfqlxeBQ I grew up watching the JC guy from Norfolk and yeah..Definitely the standard. I liked Letterman at 1st, but he got old/crotchety pretty quick. Jamie (Leno) has been consistently good for a long time. Conan is more like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. Warning: the above video is NSFDs (Not Safe For Dog's) Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I don't know if he was a good coach, but he knows himself some football Oh and CONAN RULEZZ! Quote Link to comment
admo Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I wouldn't agree with the thread starter "still a good coach" comment. He was fired by the Raiders. He was fired by the Huskers. A control freak that lost control of both teams. Calls Raiders "The dumbest team in America" Throat slash explanation: "Its like when I tell my kids I had it up to here"... I still think that logic is pretty funny. By the way, it was Gruden's team and Gannon's great QB play got them to the Super Bowl. For the most part. Anyways, that's off my chest now and all I'll say about it. Quote Link to comment
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