HuskerfaninOkieland Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 -No, I can't. My wife can always tell. She can smell it on my sweater. ---[laughs] You want my vest? It smell good. -It's not my style. ---You ain't got no style, mutha*****. ---You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless! Pineapple Express From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me. Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Major Payne Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud. Quote Link to comment
caveman99 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Major Payne Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud. STRIPES!!!!!! Lord Helmet! Dark Helmet: WHAT? [Helmet gathers up his dolls] Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir! Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. [sandurz closes the door] Dark Helmet: Good! Quote Link to comment
Army Husker Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Lord Helmet! Dark Helmet: WHAT? [Helmet gathers up his dolls] Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir! Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. [sandurz closes the door] Dark Helmet: Good! Spaceballs "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Quote Link to comment
dbetz23 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Lord Helmet! Dark Helmet: WHAT? [Helmet gathers up his dolls] Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir! Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. [sandurz closes the door] Dark Helmet: Good! Spaceballs "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." The Hunt for Red October Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever. Person: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Kid: Donkey Kong sucks. Person: You know something? YOU SUCK! Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Billy Madison Walking through grocery store: "Would you like to try a vanilla oat crunchie?" "What do you think?" in another aisle... "have a nice day!" "f#*k you!" Quote Link to comment
gmoney88 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 anyone? My Blue Heaven "I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around us, its everywhere I go..." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around us, its everywhere I go..." I'll take a shot in the dark... Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f#*k the prom queen. Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "I can feel it in my fingers, I can feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around us, its everywhere I go..." I'll take a shot in the dark... Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f#*k the prom queen. The Rock "You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollypop". Quote Link to comment
kansas husker Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Dodge Ball 1st guy: "Woah, what are you, bionic?" 2nd guy: "No no no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Don't mess with Zohan or whatever it is... BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender! Who does his "I'm gonna go out and get some POI" sack celebration dance! Quote Link to comment
Dundermifflinite Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ^^^^Necessary Roughness next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one): "If he's here, then who's running hell?" Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Don't mess with Zohan or whatever it is... BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender! Who does his "I'm gonna go out and get some POI" sack celebration dance! Necessary Roughness. I'll do an easy one, however if any of you have got to search this one you need to have your man card taken from you. From one of my all time favorites............... "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave". Quote Link to comment
Dundermifflinite Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ^^Since we posted this at nearly the exact same time, I'll answer yours (Tombstone), and re-post mine: next (I hope I don't freeze the thread with this one): "If he's here, then who's running hell?" Quote Link to comment
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