holvy83 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 The Life of David Gale Guy 1 Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by dickless here. Inspector 1 They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Guy 2 Yes, it's true.This man has no dick. Ghostbusters Guy- have you seen my car? Girl- Yeah Guy- you have? Girl- well i saw the backseat Guy- no I'm talking about the whole thing Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Dude, Where's My Car? "Let me tell you the story of "Right Hand, Left Hand." It's a tale of good and evil. Hate: It was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love: These five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: Static. One hand is always fighting the other hand; and the left hand is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right hand, Love, is finished. But, hold on, stop the presses, the right hand is coming back. Yeah, he got the left hand on the ropes, now, that's right. Ooh, it's the devastating right and Hate is hurt, he's down. Left-Hand Hate K.O.ed by Love." Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 BASEketball "Make me hawk, let me fly away from here." LadyHawk? "We spend our whole life trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back. Then there comes a point - a moment - in life when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses... Maybe death is a gift." Nope. Camelot. "...let's tie 'er up and knock back a few cold ones." T_O_B Quote Link to comment
redout22 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I cheated and still couldn't find it Anyway back to it No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll. Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Billy Madison...too easy.. Quote Link to comment
redout22 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You didn't say movie quote But I made it easy so people will start replying again Quote Link to comment
VA Husker2 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Since the quote is open, let's try this o I've seen more of this state's poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin' pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon's they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!... And there's a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck debt! And there's no cure in sight. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Since the quote is open, let's try this o I've seen more of this state's poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin' pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon's they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!... And there's a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck debt! And there's no cure in sight. Just a guess, "A River Runs through It"? Quote Link to comment
VA Husker2 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Since the quote is open, let's try this o I've seen more of this state's poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin' pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon's they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!... And there's a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck debt! And there's no cure in sight. Just a guess, "A River Runs through It"? Not it, try again Quote Link to comment
rawhide-jr Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "Rancho Deluxe" - I cheated... who the hell has ever seen that movie aside from you??? "I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job." Quote Link to comment
VA Husker2 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "Rancho Deluxe" - I cheated... who the hell has ever seen that movie aside from you??? "I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job." Dirty Harry Will post quote if correct Sedagive is easy Quote Link to comment
VA Husker2 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Sedagive Young Frankenstein C'mon, Meat! Throw it! You know you're not gonna hit me, cause you've already started to think about it, eh? Thinkin' about how embarassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh? Come on, 'rook, show us that million-dollar arm. 'Cause I got; oh yeah, I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 That's easy... Bull Durham. "Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fu&*#r. I mean, he gets paid by people to f#*k guys up." Quote Link to comment
rawhide-jr Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 True Romance Since my quote was answered incorrectly, I'll add a second from the same movie: "Stomach of the week: Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?" Quote Link to comment
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