dbetz23 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The Outlaw Josey Wales "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?" Quote Link to comment
holvy83 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The Outlaw Josey Wales "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?" Superbad "Why don't you go get a Wah burger and some french cries!....Def Leppard sucks!!" Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Staying on the same F bomb theme: "Aw, f.uck you! F.uck the lot of you! F.uck you all!" Your answer is wrong. Try again. The Outlaw Josey Wales "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?" Quote Link to comment
armed1 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The Outlaw Josey Wales "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?" Superbad "Why don't you go get a Wah burger and some french cries!....Def Leppard sucks!!" Joe Dirt Mercy sakes, mercy sakes your puttin about eight and a half on me-blowin my windows out- come back Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Smokey and the Bandit "You know what's a fun game? taking 3 motrin P.M's and trying to jerk off before you fall asleep. It's great because you always win." Quote Link to comment
bennychico11 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Smokey and the Bandit "You know what's a fun game? taking 3 motrin P.M's and trying to jerk off before you fall asleep. It's great because you always win." 40 year old Virgin Character 1 explaining to Character 2 about what sex is 1- Now this square is the... man. 2- Ok. 1- This circle here, that's a uterus. 2- That's what it looks like? 1- Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house... 2- Mmhmm. 1- because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something. 2- Wel... and where do they go? 1- All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches. 2- And that there is the exposed crotches? 1- I told you that's the chair and the spatula. 2- I knew it. 1- Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid. 2- Ooh... that feels good. 1- Yeah, I never tire of it. Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Now let's try this again. "Aw, f.uck you! F.uck the lot of you! F.uck you all!" Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Now let's try this again. "Aw, f.uck you! F.uck the lot of you! F.uck you all!" Glengarry Glen Ross "There is no fighting in the war room"! Quote Link to comment
strigori Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Dr. Strangelove I think. "That rug really tied the room together. " Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Dr. Strangelove I think. "That rug really tied the room together. " Great Lendowski? "Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. " And still no answer to "Sedagive!?!?!?!?!" Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Young Frankenstine. "I call that mighty bold talk for a one eyed fat man." "Fill your hand you sonofa itch." T_O_B Quote Link to comment
huskerjack23 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 True Grit "Your mother's deaf..." "My mother's dead, you little twerp." "I guess that why she didn't move around much." Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 BASEketball "Make me hawk, let me fly away from here." Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 BASEketball "Make me hawk, let me fly away from here." LadyHawk? "We spend our whole life trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back. Then there comes a point - a moment - in life when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses... Maybe death is a gift." Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 The Life of David Gale Guy 1 Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by dickless here. Inspector 1 They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Guy 2 Yes, it's true.This man has no dick. Quote Link to comment
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