killer cacti Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Where the hell have you been? but you're right. Clones win the north this year... Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Respect? Iowa State? Can't bring myself to put them in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Where the hell have you been? but you're right. Clones win the north this year... Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? It's CYCLONES...not Clones you homicidal desert plant. Only a true fan can call them Clones...just like I'm sure true Husker fans wouldn't want people running around referring to them as the Husks...That would be rude. But...because you are from the south and manners are no doubt foreign to you, I will let this slight pass. For the rest of you...it's Cyclones...so named because we will Rock You Like A Hurricane (which is actually just a Cyclone but with a lot more hot air...and better recruits) You will all quiver in fear much like India and Ceylon after a devasting visit from this year's storm hits... Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Where the hell have you been? but you're right. Clones win the north this year... Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? It's CYCLONES...not Clones you homicidal desert plant. Only a true fan can call them Clones...just like I'm sure true Husker fans wouldn't want people running around referring to them as the Husks...That would be rude. But...because you are from the south and manners are no doubt foreign to you, I will let this slight pass. For the rest of you...it's Cyclones...so named because we will Rock You Like A Hurricane (which is actually just a Cyclone but with a lot more hot air...and better recruits) You will all quiver in fear much like India and Ceylon after a devasting visit from this year's storm hits... Actually, us southerners are known for our manners & southern hospitality...& southern belles . You're a good guy Cy, but I did seriously wonder why he was calling you the 'clones' before I thought about the mascot of your beloved school. Quote Link to comment
Spooky Tooth Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Where the hell have you been? but you're right. Clones win the north this year... Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? It's CYCLONES...not Clones you homicidal desert plant. Only a true fan can call them Clones...just like I'm sure true Husker fans wouldn't want people running around referring to them as the Husks...That would be rude. But...because you are from the south and manners are no doubt foreign to you, I will let this slight pass. For the rest of you...it's Cyclones...so named because we will Rock You Like A Hurricane (which is actually just a Cyclone but with a lot more hot air...and better recruits) You will all quiver in fear much like India and Ceylon after a devasting visit from this year's storm hits... Saints preserve us, this is good stuff! Quote Link to comment
TXHSKR Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Cy I love your posts, but have you not been attending group, are you not taking your meds? I hope the only game your Cycs loose this year is against the Huskers. T_O_B Either he is not taking his meds or he is taking them and washing them down with alot of that special kool aid!!! Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Where the hell have you been? but you're right. Clones win the north this year... Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? It's CYCLONES...not Clones you homicidal desert plant. Only a true fan can call them Clones...just like I'm sure true Husker fans wouldn't want people running around referring to them as the Husks...That would be rude. But...because you are from the south and manners are no doubt foreign to you, I will let this slight pass. For the rest of you...it's Cyclones...so named because we will Rock You Like A Hurricane (which is actually just a Cyclone but with a lot more hot air...and better recruits) You will all quiver in fear much like India and Ceylon after a devasting visit from this year's storm hits... Actually, us southerners are known for our manners & southern hospitality...& southern belles . You're a good guy Cy, but I did seriously wonder why he was calling you the 'clones' before I thought about the mascot of your beloved school. You have to forgive Cy, it's tough on a fan of a team who names itself Cyclones but has a cardinal for a mascot. And I know all about southerners manners, hospitality, and the women........ Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Actually, us southerners are known for our manners & southern hospitality...& southern belles . You're a good guy Cy, but I did seriously wonder why he was calling you the 'clones' before I thought about the mascot of your beloved school. Southern bellies, like this guy? Quote Link to comment
Vuren Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 thank god that cy's back! Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 This thread has more stars than the Cyclone 2009 recruiting class combined.... This is going to be a loooooong season. Quote Link to comment
clone Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I’ve noticed it’s just now March and you all are already showing a distinct lack of respect for my beloved Cyclones football program. Before you all continue on this dangerous track, I will point out to you the ten reasons why the Cyclones will travel to Lincoln this year and smack the Huskers aside like a Vega on the highway toward the BCS Championship: 1. You may have noticed that the Cyclones now own the longest road losing streak in all of college football. Achieving an illustrious record and leading the nation in some category has long been a dream of Cyclone Nation…and in order to further the fame which this honor carries with it, it is imperative that we continue to lose. That, in itself, is enough of a reason for the Clones to ball things up again by winning somewhere on the road. 2. A road win in 2008 would have resulted in a Des Moines Register headline along the lines of “Chizek and Cyclones Win On the Road” Boooooring! This year with our new coach…”Rhoads Win!” will be the headline of the day. Newspapers everywhere are pulling for us. 3. The Cyclone roster contains the only player in the Big 12 who appeared on Marv Alberts’ “Sports Bloopers Highlights 2008” for running out of the tunnel and directly into the goal posts. 4. ISU has more Canadians on their team 5. The last time the Cyclones won a game in Lincoln, the economy was in recession, gas prices were soaring and there was a Democratic Socialist idiot who didn’t know what he was doing sitting in the White House….nuff said. 6. Little known memo from the NCAA winter meetings states that due to declining academic standards in D-1 colleges, winners of all sporting contests in 2009 will be determined by alphabetical order… 7. We have a little guy on our team named “Rudy”…. 8. Former Cyclone QB Phillip Bates replaced on roster this year by psychotic brother Norman… 9. New nickname of “Rhoads Warriors” will strike fear into the hearts of Husker faithful everywhere…Jack Trice Stadium to be renamed “Thunder Dome” and team mascot to be changed from an I-Beam to a likeness of Tina Turner… 10. CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! There you go…may as well just give up now and same the ISU athletic department the time and money of traveling all the way over there…and remember…you heard it here from me first! Funny shiite! Quote Link to comment
HuskerInLostWages Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This thread has more stars than the Cyclone 2009 recruiting class combined.... This is going to be a loooooong season. BWAHAHAHA nice cy. Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 This thread has more stars than the Cyclone 2009 recruiting class combined.... This is going to be a loooooong season. LOL. Quote Link to comment
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