Tiger Woods

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Amid the controversy there is good news for Tiger Woods...a new sponsor. Enterprise Rent-A-Car is introducing "The Tiger Woods Experience" where for just $99.95 you can go to 3 different cities and play around with different models.

[The Maudfather]

Ernie Els wasn't joking about his three-year plan to take down Tiger Woods....who knew his plan involved bombarding Tiger with skanks and fluzzies though?

[killer cacti]

It's not his fault guys...

 

The man's used to playing 18 hoes....er holes.

[Vince from ShamWOW]

New Tigerisms

 

You just knew these were coming….

 

 

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive

a golf ball 300 yards.

 

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide

between an iron or a wood.

 

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They

went clubbing

 

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

 

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are

calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.”

 

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new

name? Cheetah

 

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They're both clubbed by

Norwegians !

 

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second

hole.

[fro daddy]

- Tiger fired another golf coach today. Seems he couldnt keep his drive outta the trees

 

- When police ask Tiger's wife how many times she hit him, she thought for a second then said. "just put me down for a 5"

 

[CENTEXHUSKER]

And now THIS....

 

Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptial agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.

 

The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

 

The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.

 

But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

 

It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife. I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons to do just that.

[dizzturbedNUfan]

Tiger Woods Family Portrait...

 

 

 

 

Nice!

[sarge87]

Disney's new attraction: Ride the Tiger (not for children)

 

A Wisconsin middle school band blamed Tiger Woods for potentially costing them a trip to Disney World. The band was counting on getting $1,500 for an autographed photo of Woods at auction. After Woods' reputation unraveled, the photo went for a measly $300.

[WCHusker]

$300 million Xmas gift? http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/...llion_gift.html

 

There's no way, there can't be