killer cacti Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Come on, I know you guys watched this show. Hell, I have both season's dvds. A few of my favorite: From The World Series of Dice (probably my favorite sketch): "When I leave, come together like butt cheeks" -Grits & Gravy "What's my name? Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called none of your gd business" -Leonard Washington "Now go upstairs and put on some lotion" -robber played by Charlie Murphy (in reference to Ashy Larry) "I bought my mama a car, and spent the rest on PCP." -Grits & Gravy (when asked what he spent his winnings on) But my all-time favorite quote from the show is: I probably could do this all afternoon and take all of the good quotes, but that would be no fun for anyone else. So come on, let's hear your favorites! Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "Mmmmmm, mudbutt." - From the Ribs sleep aid "commercial" Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "M-A-R-S, mars b*tches!" - Black Bush episode "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and fill Buck Nasty's mommas water bowl." - Player haters ball episode I know there's more but I can't think of them right now. Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 "So long fried rice, hello fried chicken." -Tiger Woods during the racial draft. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Buck Nasty: "Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style." - "Time Haters" Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "Shoulda never givin you n*ggas money!" - Rick James episode. "It's me I'm the herpes, see you in hell motherf*ckers!" - Kneehigh Park episode Quote Link to comment
bennychico11 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "WHAT?!?! Okkkkkkaayyyy!" Quote Link to comment
bennychico11 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "Cocain's a hell of a drug" Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?" - Prince during the basketball game Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? - Tyrone Biggums Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room. - Tron Game, blouses. - Prince Skeet Skeet Skeet! Quote Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 You need to diversify yo bonds, n***a. This aint trading places n***a, this is real f***in life! Protect ya god damn neck! -GZA Quote Link to comment
WVhuskerXX Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "So long fried rice, hello fried chicken." -Tiger Woods during the racial draft. :clap :clap :clap Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 "But if I could be real, son?" "Oh, be real, son." "But if I could be real real, son...the ni&&@ tried to kill my father." "Say word the ni&&@ tried to kill your father" *Screams* "THE NI&&@ TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!!" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Frontline: Racist Hollywood animals- "Flipper? I knew him as James, the n*****-hatin' dolphin!" In the pool: "RUN! IT'S JAMES! THE N*****-HATIN' DOLPHIN!" And I had to copy this from IMDb, but: Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie. Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it. Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too. Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie. Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 "Smith Barney, buncha b*tches"! Quote Link to comment
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