SECHusker Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 it's celebration b****es- Rick James drip, drip, drip, isssss on you- R.Kelly why don't you sanction, sanction me with your army? oh you don't have an army- Black bush why don't you click your heals three times and go back to africa- Haters ball thE next n***a that interrupts me is going to get shot, best believe that- Haters ball ****DANG I MISS THAT SHOW***** Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I was watching some chappelle show clips on youtube and got rick rolled. i felt like an r-tard Quote Link to comment
kansas husker Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 When asked why he would devorice his wife of 13 years he said because she was a n***er lover. -The black white supremacist Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 From the very first Chappelle's Show...the Mazda commercial: "All that crazy dancing is making my p*n!s soft." Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 "It was cold-blooded" - Rick James Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Red Ballz, it's crack in a can! -tyrone Quote Link to comment
illnino Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 The whole Rick James episode: "Unity!" "Darkness everybody, Darkness" "F**K Your Couch!" "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Way too many to list Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 "F**K Your Coach!" i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coach f*cking Quote Link to comment
illnino Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 "F**K Your Coach!" i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coaching f*cking Oh snap! Thanks for catching that. Quote Link to comment
kozzman555 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 "F**K Your Coach!" i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coaching f*cking Oh snap! Thanks for catching that. lol no prob. but you missed the typo i made lol. it's ok, i fixed it Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Thanks to killer cacti, I had to break out the Chappelle's Show DVDs this weekend... I Know Black People game show skit: Dave: What is a chickenhead? (a chickenhead is a hooker) The Barber: Oooh, you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out. Dave: That is correct. That's what they're for... that's how they're used. ----------------- Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome? Social worker: Can they? Dave: That is correct. Writer: Well, thats a complex answer there.. Dave: That is correct! DJ: Stayin' alive. Dave: That is correct. Barber: Stop cuttin' each other's throat. Dave: That is also correct. Cop: Get out and vote? *buzzer* Dave: That... is... incorrect 1 Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 Thanks to killer cacti, I had to break out the Chappelle's Show DVDs this weekend... I Know Black People game show skit: Dave: What is a chickenhead? (a chickenhead is a hooker) The Barber: Oooh, you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out. Dave: That is correct. That's what they're for... that's how they're used. ----------------- Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome? Social worker: Can they? Dave: That is correct. Writer: Well, thats a complex answer there.. Dave: That is correct! DJ: Stayin' alive. Dave: That is correct. Barber: Stop cuttin' each other's throat. Dave: That is also correct. Cop: Get out and vote? *buzzer* Dave: That... is... incorrect +1 Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Tyrone Biggums: Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious. Quote Link to comment
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