NUance Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 GSG, I think your best bet is to get one of these neckties. 1 Quote Link to comment
redout22 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been?? Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 GSG, I think your best bet is to get one of these neckties. That's awesome! +1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been?? Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town. I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been?? Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town. I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been?? Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town. I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel Now I just need to find my own foul bachelorette frog! Quote Link to comment
wildman Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Wheres Nevin Shapiro when you need him. I hear he knows some prostitutes lol. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 FOR SALE: Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping. Quote Link to comment
huskersrule95 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Three words: Mail Order Bride Here are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another option Link #1 Link#2 Link #3 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping. That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0 He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3 Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com?? Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping. That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0 He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3 Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com?? I Googled the word "Fleshlight". It returns a mildly disturbing interesting set of Google search results. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping. That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0 He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3 Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com?? I Googled the word "Fleshlight". It returns a mildly disturbing interesting set of Google search results. Yeah, I probably should have put a warning on that one. It looks like a flashlight, but it's got a rubber human orifice in it for "one's alone time pleasure." Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Still no girlfriend, but my new mattress came in today! Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Still no girlfriend, but my new mattress came in today! I hope you will soon meet the girl of your dreams. One with a throat like a fleshlight. 3 Quote Link to comment
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