HuskerfaninOkieland Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Aaaand go.... Quote Link to comment
PaulCrewe Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I honestly don't know if my friend needs a bunch of these or these Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 High school girls are always a good choice. You keep getting older and they stay the same age! 1 Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I found someone for you man. I know she's a little big now...but you'll grow into her! 1 Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 High school girls are always a good choice. You keep getting older and they stay the same age! Shawn Watson approves this post. 1 Quote Link to comment
strigori Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him? Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I found someone for you man. I know she's a little big now...but you'll grow into her! +1 for Russell Peters. That dude is hilarious! Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him? We broke up. She found out about my left hand.... Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him? We broke up. She found out about my left hand.... You could just sit on your hand until it goes numb then...........nevermind. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news. That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news. That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck Send letters to the fur farm?!?! Are you nuts?! Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I hate to thread jack.. but after watching Russell Peter's standup.. I think i discovered that i in fact, have onegina... O god, this is terrible news. That being said, GSG, I believe your best bet is to send letters to a female prison... good luck Send letters to the fur farm?!?! Are you nuts?! That or roller derby.. NOW THEM ARE LADIES! Quote Link to comment
Apathy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 So I take it a dress and lipstick on his right hand just doesnt do it anymore? Or did ole Rosy reject him? We broke up. She found out about my left hand.... If you think that's bad what till your right hand finds out..... Quote Link to comment
Nebula Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You could just sit on your hand until it goes numb then...........nevermind. That totally reminds me of a guy I used to know. We called him the friendly stranger. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 What you need, GSG5545, is a woman that suffers from, shall we say, cognitive limitations. Someone that will buy the old, "Yes, I'll love you in the morning" line. Someone like, oh, . Quote Link to comment
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