The Maudfather Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Let Alex Henery punt me in the nuts. Catch Magic Johnson banging my mom. How about you? Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Let Jared "Price-hit" me Link to comment
MVPujols Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Ride a bike with no seat Link to comment
Haspula Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Watch Ameer Abdullah average 35 yards per kick off return. Hes the only one doing something besides Jamal. Link to comment
Husker66 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 chew on tinfoil and cut my hair with a cheese grater Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Send my future child to a Casey Anthony daycare. Link to comment
Husker_x Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Be passed around a jail cell with the hardest pipe hittin' homies on death row. It would be comforting compared to Taylor passing. 1 Link to comment
JTempl Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 slide down a razor blade slide into a pool of alcohol. Link to comment
NU fan in Denver Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 My dog take a sh!t in my living room Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Sleep with Rupaul Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Have sex with a shake weight. Link to comment
Hammerhead Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Wake up without my penis. That used to be my worst nightmare. Link to comment
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