McDermott rolled a Smart car, walked home

[Hammerhead]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

[NUance]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

lol.

[Peoriahusker]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

 

Now that's actually funny, I have to admit it!

[RexIsMyDogg]

Thank God we're not playing Texass in the bowl game...if ShaggyBevo got their hands on this...

[CornHOLIO]

I rolled one once in the showroom by shutting to door too hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These would be great for driving around campus. Just enough room for you and your books and you can park it in the bike rack.

[Hammerhead]

I rolled one once in the showroom by shutting to door too hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These would be great for driving around campus. Just enough room for you and your books and you can park it in the bike rack.

 

Hell, I'd just throw it in my backpack when I'm done driving it.

[CornHOLIO]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

 

Hope it was lifted at least

[Hammerhead]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

 

Hope it was lifted at least

 

That is sweet!

[The Dude]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

...and there it is.

[CornHOLIO]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

 

Hope it was lifted at least

 

That is sweet!

 

And I googled "Clown Smart Car"

 

Probably what city folk use in place of cows when they go cow tipping.

[ZRod]

Good for him. When I hear about a smart car being destroyed, I feel all warm inside.

 

Now, I'm just speculating - cause this be a message board and all - but maybe the dude had a concussion after being tossed around in that tin can.

 

Folks do weird things after concussions... and walking home and not calling the police sounds about right.

 

I'm going to go out on a limb here... Think he may have been drinking and fled the scene so he didn't get a DUI? I think I just hit the nail on the head.

Which btw is just as stupid as drinking and driving because you're going to get almost the same punishment.

 

I had a couple classes with this kid and I'm pretty sure he's the one who had his cell phone go off twice during a presentation he was giving in comm class. Never struck me as all that bright anyway but that and this are just dumb.

[Joe_5700]

I do not know what is so smart about these cars. I am not a big guy, but a running start and one of my shoulders could probably total one. A new VW Jetta TDI gets BETTER gas mileage than a "Smart" Car and has room for 4 passengers and luggage.

[Conga3]

I'm going to go out on a limb here... Think he may have been drinking and fled the scene so he didn't get a DUI? I think I just hit the nail on the head.

 

So you think it went like this ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or he could have killed a hooker in the accident and had to dispose of her body before the police showed up.

 

I'm just saying it's possible.

[Street Novelist]

He was afraid that the police would spot him driving a Smart Car and cite him on suspicion of carrying a concealed vagina.

 

epic win

[Street Novelist]

I wonder what went through Bo's mind when he heard about this. anger or hilarity?