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What I am going to give up for lent


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My favorite part about Lent is accidentally harassing my girlfriend. For example, you're apparently supposed to fast on Ash Wednesday, something I didn't know. I spent the whole day eating in front of her and even brought food to her apartment, continually forgetting that she couldn't eat a lot that day. Personally, I think fasting is ridiculous, but each to their own.

 

She also gave up sweets, and now (Friday) I continue to accidentally offer her candy or tell her about how many oreos I had while watching Archer last night (at least 10.)

 

I believe I'm safe in assuming that, based on this post, you've given up sex for Lent?

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It's symbolic because Jesus fasted for 40 days lead up to his return to Jersualem. So the practice should end on Palm Sunday, not Easter, but I'm not about to tell A catholic that they're wrong because it would just become a silly argument.

 

That being said I am, as always, giving up wearing thong underwear.

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