Landlord Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Many of us have known for a while now, our elite standing above the regular peasants of Huskerboard. Not until recently has it been spoken of - in the past, this elusive truth was alluded to only in the shadows and whispers. But no more. It is time for public, external declaration of internal truth. This declaration of elite e-status will now and forever be known as 'The Internet Funny Guys'. On to the details. What is the Funny Guys? It's a revolutionary way of thinking. It's a one-of-a-kind experience. It's what your mom wanted for you when you moved out. It's all that, and more. The Internet Funny Guys is Huskerboard's newest exclusive VIP poster club. This is a momentous occasion in Huskerboard history, and might in fact have a more dramatic impact on the landscape of Nebraska athletics even greater than that of the legendary Pony Posse of old. What is the best part, you ask? Who can join these high ranks, you wonder? That answer could be you. If... 1. You are a funny internet guy. 2. You aren't a humongous douche loser. Sound like something you can handle? Not so fast my friend. Not just everyone can join the ranks of Funny Guy. This is an exclusive and highly sought after club. It's a great resource to put on your resume, and will allow you to be easily coveted and admired amongst your message board brethen. In order to join you must apply with either a testimonial or a successful attempt at humor. In addition, since everyone obviously thinks that THEY are funny, you need to have an established and credible witness to your hilarity. If you are deemed worthy, you must give a request of character and optional nickname. If you are accepted into the Internet Funny Guys, there are also numerous benefits. Here are a few: 1. You get a nice shiny sig like mine down below. 2. You will be remembered as legend in the annals of Huskerboard history. May your words forever be met with laughter, brothers. 2 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Many of us have known for a while now, our elite standing above the regular peasants of Huskerboard. Not until recently has it been spoken of - in the past, this elusive truth was alluded to only in the shadows and whispers. But no more. It is time for public, external declaration of internal truth. This declaration of elite e-status will now and forever be known as 'The Internet Funny Guys'. On to the details. What is the Funny Guys? It's a revolutionary way of thinking. It's a one-of-a-kind experience. It's what your mom wanted for you when you moved out. It's all that, and more. The Internet Funny Guys is Huskerboard's newest exclusive VIP poster club. This is a momentous occasion in Huskerboard history, and might in fact have a more dramatic impact on the landscape of Nebraska athletics even greater than that of the legendary Pony Posse of old. What is the best part, you ask? Who can join these high ranks, you wonder? That answer could be you. If... 1. You are a funny internet guy. 2. You aren't a humongous douche loser. Sound like something you can handle? Not so fast my friend. Not just everyone can join the Pony Posse. This is an exclusive and highly sought after club. It's a great resource to put on your resume, and will allow you to be easily coveted and admired amongst your message board brethen. In order to join you must apply with either a testimonial or a successful attempt at humor. If you are deemed worthy, you must give a request of character and optional nickname. If you are accepted into the Internet Funny Guys, there are also numerous benefits. Here are a few: 1. You get a nice shiny sig like mine down below. 2. You will be remembered as legend in the annals of Huskerboard history. May your words forever be met with laughter, brothers. What? Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 What? Do not blame the creator for mistakes by the publishers the error in question has since been rectified I don't know what you are referring to. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What? Do not blame the creator for mistakes by the publishers the error in question has since been rectified I don't know what you are referring to. Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Dammit. I'm ineligible due to the humongous douche loser component. Quote Link to comment
Army_Allen Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'd love to be in the anals of history! Where can I sign up? Quote Link to comment
TheRedCarver Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'd love to be a member of such a prestigious society! You may look through my posts and see that I am very proficient at finding humorous GIFs. I also believe that I'm not a douche. I hope you give me a chance to be in this group of godly comedians. Sincerely, TheRedCarver Quote Link to comment
Junior Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Dammit. I'm ineligible due to the humongous douche loser component. I hope your douche loser factor hasn't rubbed off on me. Quote Link to comment
Chaddyboxer Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 2. You will be remembered as legend in the annals of Huskerboard history. Wait.............. Giving or receiving!?....... Too much?! Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 2. You will be remembered as legend in the annals of Huskerboard history. Wait.............. Giving or receiving!?....... Too much?! You're in. 1 Quote Link to comment
Walleye Hunting Husker Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'd love to be in the anals of history! Where can I sign up? HA! he said anal! Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I would like to be in this club. Is there any sort of hazing initiation? Quote Link to comment
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