NomadPCs Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 This was posted on http://www.michiganzone.blogspot.com/ - I take no credit for this post at all - but I thought I just had to share it with you guys. posted by Yost @ 1/09/2006 10:16:00 PM Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2003 Season: Southern Cal Results the Following Year: * Team goes undefeated * Crushes overrated Oklahoma in Orange Bowl * National Champions * QB wins the Heisman Trophy, parties at Playboy Mansion and nails more beautiful women than all other football players combined * Head coach declared greatest coach in college football history and son of God Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2004 Season: Texas Results the Following Year: * Team goes undefeated * Defeats USC in Rose Bowl in spite of - or perhaps becasue of - slavish Trojan-worship from sports media * National Champions * QB is Heisman Trophy runner-up. But after rushing for 200 yards, passing for 250+ and scoring 3 TDs in BCS game, declared greatest athlete ever. Downtown Athletic Club asks for trophy back from Reggie Bush. * Head coach praised, millions of Texans deny ever wanting him fired as MackBrownCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov websites are shuttered overnight. Michigan's Bowl Opponent Following the 2005 Season: Nebraska Which Means Next Season: * Team goes undefeated * In Fiesta Bowl, Huskers embarrass Notre Dame (who get into BCS title game despite 8-3 record having leap frogged over 6 undefeated teams after stirring win vs. Navy) proving Irish still aren't quite back in spite of media darling and ESPN/Beano Cook oral sex recepient status * QB throws for more passing yards than any college quarterback ever. Several games won without a single rushing play. Running the ball declared obsolete. * Head coach proclaimed a genius, selected Coach of the Year, granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook. * Nebraskans ask, "Who's Tom Osborne?" and sell BillCallahanCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov sites to Paris Hilton porn video distributor. * Three teams purposely lose their "Rivalry Saturday" games in the hopes of getting an invitation to the bowl Michigan is projected to attend. Submitted by BaggyPantsDevil. If you'd like to submit a post for consideration, email us. Quote Link to comment
TheKiD Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 err yeah.. that's just retarded. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 what a dipsh*t Quote Link to comment
NomadPCs Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 What's you guys' deal? This is HUMOR. Laugh a little. It won't hurt. I promise. Quote Link to comment
Bring Out The Gimp Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 What's you guys' deal? This is HUMOR. Laugh a little. It won't hurt. I promise. I agree...very funny... "granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook" is great! Quote Link to comment
HANC Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I agree..... this was funny stuff...very well thought out and great sense of humor. Thanks for bringing it to the board. Quote Link to comment
huskergriff Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 funny stuff! I like it. especially the Young/Bush stuff. damn flip floppers Quote Link to comment
clone Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Relax. It's just a joke. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I want my people to talk with his people about copyright infringement on WWW addresses j/k kma addresses are all mine Quote Link to comment
NamelessHusker Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I saw it last night and posted a link to that site on another thread. I laughed so hard reading that. Thanks for posting it Quote Link to comment
formerfan Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 * Head coach proclaimed a genius, selected Coach of the Year, granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook.* Nebraskans ask, "Who's Tom Osborne?" Id bet that this does not happen. Other than that Quote Link to comment
kc_husker Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Who cares if it happens or not nice info just something to look at. But some people have to put a down side side to everything. Quote Link to comment
hack Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Relax. It's just a joke. or is it... prophecy!!!! Quote Link to comment
formerfan Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Who cares if it happens or not nice info just something to look at. But some people have to put a down side side to everything. And some people just cant let a comment be a comment without putting a negative spin on it Quote Link to comment
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