HUSKER 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 50 degrees here tonight..(Burr) Too cold to ride my bike! New (old) Bumper Stickers: "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And Lastly: "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I think I got like an inch last night.... That's what SHE said Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 It's 7°F outside right now. This is a welcome change from yesterday's -15°F. I need to move to a warm state. Yeah cold as hell here something like 9 degrees right now and a big snow storm heading this way for Saturday night and Sunday...... I think I got like an inch last night.... I think we have a couple on the ground right now with some more coming tonight. Supposed to have 6 or 8 total when it's all said and done. Had to drive to Missouri last night to pick up a prisoner and let me tell you a Crown Victoria on ice really f'ing sucks!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I think I got like an inch last night.... That's what SHE said Not quite sure if that was a "burn" to me or yourself Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 rain and mud here, sucks ass Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 we're pretty much covered in ice. but the Patriots won so its all good. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 rain and mud here, sucks ass think positive, you'll be on vacation soon... it's cold has hell here in Longmont. -2 this morning which is cold for us not in the mountains. my furnance runs all damn day now since I work from home Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 "Everywhere I go... There's always something to remind me... Of another place in time..." So easy a Caveman can do it. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 WOW!!! This competition has me both mentally and physically fatigued. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 .....and when you get hurt, they give you cash, which is just as good as money Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 sO MUCH FOR MOVING TO A "wARM sTATE" It got down to 20 last night..Lucky I remembered to turn the fawcets on "drip" outside. Someday I should winter in Australia and be the ultimate Snowbird. Drowning:..Didn't mean to burn...Just made me think of the saying, "Give me 10" and make it hurt" Punchline? Anybody? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 It's like -7 here in Des Moines right now!!!! It's so cold as soon as I step outside my nostrils freeze!!! Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 i bought a huskers skin for my phone w00t. Quote Link to comment
CornHOLIO Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 THEY'RE BREAKING WATER PIPES in AZ..Coldest temp for 20some years. Doug Donaldson, 16, of Mesa and his 14-year-old brother Dillan play with ice from a fountain at the Fountain Plaze in Scottsdale Quote Link to comment
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