'SkersRule Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests...and I win this thread. I couldn't find a pic of the hyperspace chicken lawyer from Futurama so I "settled" on this... Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but t'ain't no need to fear me... BKAAAWWWCK!! I'm sorry. I thought you was corn. So I win. Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I love that movie. I still WIN though. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Giddy up!!! Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Decked Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not so fast sir. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 HAVE SOME!! Quote Link to comment
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