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  1. Excel

    Shablagoo!

    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      mint berry crrrrrrrunch!!

  2. Excel

    People keep stealing sh#t from my office, its getting old. They don't even take good stuff, just stuff that annoys me. At least my stapler is ok.

    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      is it a swingline or a boston?

    2. Excel

      Excel

      Red swingline of course. Only the best

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      good because if it wasn't, i was going to set the building on fire.

  3. Excel

    Aside from Chuck Norris, Viktor Bout may be the most awesome man alive.

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Don't you mean Bo Pelini?

  4. Excel

    How much does it suck that PSU is the only undefeated team in the Big Ten. I have a coworker that won't shut up about it.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      That won't last long.

    2. Excel

      Excel

      No, no it won't! I think they've won all they're going to this year.

    3. Rep The 402

      Rep The 402

      Well they're actually going to be playing offenses that have a beat.

  5. Excel

    Nickelback's got a new album and Justin Bieber's got a dvd out? Can't wait to go shopping!

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      omg yez

    3. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      lmao...........

    4. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      lmao...........

  6. Excel

    If you're not watching Stanford v. USC you're wrong

    1. bleedNUred

      bleedNUred

      LOL sounds like Navy talk that I hear everyday.

    2. Excel

      Excel

      haha FIX YOURSELF

  7. Excel

    I have truly angered the football gods

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Uh-oh Badgerfan. Not looking good right now.

  8. Excel

    Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! I just got a mental image of what you look like. Do you have thick glasses?

    2. Excel

      Excel

      So thick they're bulletproof

  9. Excel

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've now entered that magical part of the year when we have football EVERY night of the week. Granted, the games may suck but its still football!

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Even sucky football is better than 99% of the things on TV.

    3. dizzturbedNUfan

      dizzturbedNUfan

      Ok, so maybe I could go without Mr. Ed and Mark May talking about how good he was back in the day!

    4. Rocketsocks

      Rocketsocks

      Mark May is why the TV man invented the mute button. He is horrible.

  10. Excel

    If you earn a salary never figure out what you make per hour, it will only depress you

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I'm pretty happy with mine. You have to cut your hours back fellas. Do just enough not to get fired.

    3. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

      The most my wife and I ever made running our resort was $164k in a year. We averaged out our hours and we made $5.35 an hour. However, we were taxed in 34% tax bracket. We could have worked at Taco Bell, worked just 80 hours a week each ... and made more because of a hire minimum wage.

    4. NoLongerN

      NoLongerN

      To top it off, we had to pay $77k in "estimated taxes" that year as a result ... which made us watch our spending over the winter as we had so much money tied up.

  11. Excel

    Well at least the Packers can win games

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      You're Badgers will be fine

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Rodgers put on a clinic today. That guy is making his case for best in the NFL. Love it!

    4. Rep The 402

      Rep The 402

      That's cause the Packers are amazing.

  12. Excel

    I swear, if the Packers don't win there's going to be trouble...

    1. Haspula

      Haspula

      my other fantasy football team's offense revolves around aaron rodgers. he better have a good game

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Back away from teh ledge, Badger. Looks like you're gonna be okay.

  13. Excel

    jeez Big XII games take forever...they pass too much

    1. beanman

      beanman

      LOL at Travis Lewis. Wonder what he'll tweet tonight after making fun of our team.

  14. Excel

    Bucky is Corso's 200th pick!

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      At least he learned from his previous mistake :)

  15. Excel

    Go Huskers beat the Mud Ducks and ON WISCONSIN, quell the East Lansing Prison Riot

    1. Nebula

      Nebula

      "Quell the East Lansing Prison Riot." I'd give you a +1 for that if I could. We're pulling for you, too. Gotta get a conf loss for Sparty.

  16. Excel

    Referee impersonator at AZ game

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      that's funny

    2. broganreynik

      broganreynik

      When I saw it during the game, I asked everyone "Please tell me someone else saw that?". Nobody did. I thought it was an actual ref though, so it was really weird.

  17. Excel

    Russell Wilson featured on "Year of the Quarterback" now on ESPN.

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I still have nightmares about him

       

    2. Excel

      Excel

      haha, it was a great special then they had a spot about Patrick Willis, damn his story is depressing

       

  18. Excel

    I need sleep. Bad

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Try a little Kahlúa in whole milk. Better yet, a couple shots of bourbon with prescription pain meds.

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      sleep is goood

  19. Excel

    WALKING DEAD SEASON PREMIERE!

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    2. Red Tape

      Red Tape

      yes! hooked on this show. They had to drag out the last 30/45 minutes of the episode, but it was worth it. Nice twist.

    3. Excel

      Excel

      Yea it feels like they did that last season too.

    4. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      It's times like these I wish I didn't read the comic since it happened there. I just can't wait for Michone.

  20. Excel

    Packers in their throwbacks!

  21. Excel

    A&M's SEC commercial just came on...weird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5SvMzMEHQ

    1. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      I saw that, too. "Changing the game in 2012"

    2. Excel

      Excel

      They'll be fourth in the West

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      At best. They're not winning the Big 12 and I don't think they fair any better in the SEC

  22. Excel

    Parents of America, Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

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    2. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      Mine get spanked if they act really stupid. I ain't putting up with their crap because my parents didn't put up with mine. "Go ahead and call the cops son, tell 'em to send an ambulance for you as well!"

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      ^^ I can see BRI now..."Go ahead and call the cops son...oh wait...here I am!"

    4. carlfense

      carlfense

      Badgerfan, Futurama is awesome.

  23. Excel

    Another win for the 13 time NFL Champion Packers. I'd say the "Pack is back" but we never left. 5-0!

    1. Rep The 402

      Rep The 402

      Hell yeah.

    2. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      fu** the packers.

    3. Husker B

      Husker B

      Yep, they're pretty damn good. Wish the Jets had Rodgers instead of a useless sack of yak feces.

  24. Excel

    GO PACK GO!

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    2. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Now we're rollin

    3. Excel

      Excel

      bout time! Finish!

    4. tschu

      tschu

      YES!!! This game scared me for awhile but looks like a win

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