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So many big games last week. This week's slate is pretty lame.

So I've decided some Johnny cash and a fifth of whiskey is a way to cope.

Quick question for you boaters out there. If you invite people to go boating with you, do you expect them to bring their own life jackets?

PATRICK O’BRIEN HAS A NICE RELEASE AND GOOD FOOTWORK AND HAS BETTER HAIR THAN TANNER LEE. EASILY THE STARTER NEXT YEAR

Annnnddd, seeing the message below just pushed me over the edge. Just placed my money on Fresno St. +28.5.

Annnnddd, seeing the message below just pushed me over the edge. Just placed my money on Fresno St. +28.5.

Larry Cullpepper picked LSU, Bama, Clemsom and Nebraska to make the playoff!

Hmmm, some suspensions coming for game one.

Hmmm, some suspensions coming for game one.

RIP Aaliyah. 15 years ago today

Derrion Grimm quits!?

Just got stung by a wasp for the first time since I was like 3yrs old. In retrospect, bawling my eyes out was perfectly acceptable.

Wisconsin preseason All-American offensive guard Dan Voltz has elected to retire due to lingering knee injuries. Huge loss for the Badgers.

Keep Amari Cooper or Alshon Jeffrey? The homer in me says Alshon, but the optimist in me says Cooper.

Keep Amari Cooper or Alshon Jeffrey? The homer in me says Alshon, but the optimist in me says Cooper.

Michigan has had 3 decomits in 2 days? https://twitter.com/nickbaumgardner/status/768091306166018048

In all my ranting, the message i'm trying to portray, is prepare yourselves for a 7-6/8-5 season. But be patient and roll with it and analyze what progress is made between the lines of the wins and losses. Too much inexperience and lack of depth on both lines to legitimately expect much better. Anyone doing so is simply delusional.

ITS VERY POSSIBLE TOMMY COULD HAVE AN ALL CONFERENCE YEAR AND WE ATILL GO 7-5! STICK THAT IN YOUR SMOKE AND PIPE IT!

I honestly had no idea that Texas fans were this offended by our departure from the Big 12.

Bush to transfer

I'm now a married man, after a fairly impromptu wedding at an open mic! Planned it Tuesday, had it Wednesday, yet it turned out pretty perfect for a couple of hipsters. Now for the baby.

Need some advice; the wife saw the next door neighbor kid (17 yr old ) smoking pot with a couple buddies this afternoon. Then they got in his car and drove off, returned a bit later and we're divvying up bags of weed on the patio table. We're pretty good friends with the parents. The boy is slightly older than our daughter and they have a girl a year younger . Don't know if we should tell them or not. Whadya think?

I say Keith Williams is suspended have the year without pay, He meets with a counselor daily and can watch practice on occasion. He comes back week six and is monitored by a team manager to make sure he gets a ride home.

I wonder if Keyshawn Johnson knows anything about wide receivers? At least enough to coach them? Seems like a home run hire that could calm down a volatile position as far as recruits go.