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    Rambo marathon on TV at work makes for a fast work day

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    Can I interest you in a dialysis machine? No more making your kidneys do all the work
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    MANTIS THOUGHT: White cheddar is one of the most underrated cheeses

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      BLASPHEMY!

    3. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      White cheddar mac and cheese with shells at Jethros BBQ in des moines....delicious!!

    4. RotoRiot

      RotoRiot

      @chaddy, that would be white. I believe red is Boston

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    wanna be a baller

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Shot caller.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      20 inch blades on the Impala

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    Tom Brady is a filthy dagum liar with great teeth. Seriously, the guy's smile is flawless

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      "This isn't ISIS" Brady making bold claims.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      They know how tom likes his balls

    4. Marf

      Marf

      It's gotta be the hair, Cotton. Beautiful. It's feathered and lethal.

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    Tipping strippers>Tipping waitresses

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Tipping topless stripper waitresses. For the win!

    3. carlfense

      carlfense

      I met a stripper once who was just doing it as a part time gig to pay for her college education.

    4. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I told "Paula" I was a carpenter. She asked me to move in with her and work on her house. Looking back it probably would have been worth it.

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    Mantis Tip: Nothing makes the granny panties drop like rich & chocolaty ovaltine

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    A bill was introduced in the nebraska legislature for legalizing medical marijuana.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I witness those side effects everyday. First hand. You're right. It's sad.

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      I hope it passes but I'm not optimistic. Crazy how individual rights get championed except when it has to do with things like weed or gayness. Some people still have a 1950's Reefer Madness propaganda view of the weeds.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      A little wild wood weed never hurt anybody.

       

      /fires ups geographic bong to demonstrate.

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    Job saved (for now). Kid has influenza A. Still hungover though... thanks for the support, you guys.

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      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      She looks like she has one. Reminds me of Gary Busey

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      knapp is getting around well for a dead guy.

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      I miss FLU.

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    Drinking because i may lose my job and just rushed my kid to the ER all in one day. #fml #blahblah #personalstuffontheinternetisfun

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      Hang in there, buddy

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Sorry dude. That sucks. Also, Marf should be flogged.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      For Marf, that was actually a sincere heart felt message.

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    Ordered some new rubbers today.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Moiraine wins this status. BOOM

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Yeah... sad face

    4. maskershake

      maskershake

      Did you get them on the flight to CA?

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    I'm real excited about Katt Williams as our WRs coach, you guys

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Play on names guy. I am like Colbert, i don't see color

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Not a fan of Katt Williams.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Pimpin.

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    I think you have to say his full name, and spell it correctly, for it to count. But I'll 2nd it anyway I wish that guy the best of luck in the voting round
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    Redux just won the thread folks!
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    Abdullah is my hero (i really just wanted to use this gif)
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    Have you ever thought about a career in porn? It's like landing a 747 in the grand canyon bruh
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    2nd
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    2nd
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    scientists are working "feverishly" to figure this out. I've never seen so many happy lab mice
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    Teachercd
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    Abdullah the Butcher. Because it will gross him out
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