Saw the Gopher Football equipment truck on I-80 about 15 miles from Lincoln at 8:15 this morning. Using my UNL math, that means it would have left Minneapolis at ~2AM.
I was trying to find a relevant gif for sneaking or parachuting onto the truck to steal the trophy and I found this and now I feel sad for all the dead pigs. I ate pork like 10 mins ago.