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El Straino

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  1. El Straino
    I learned I still cringe a bit when AM throws those checkdown swings to the flats. Forward, Adrian, forward
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  3. El Straino
    Me: Hey, we made the top headlines on ESPN! *checks notes* Me: Oh...
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    That sounds awesome...and really painful
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    I predict the team with the higher number of runs will win every game for the remainder of the year. Lock it. If anyone needs any other hot takes ill be researching vids of Jim Thome eating hotdogs in the dugout (for purely scientific purposes).
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    Awesome. Let's keep this momentum up
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  8. El Straino
    Somebody call Columbo, there's just been a HB murder, lol
  9. El Straino
    The trophy is a waste of spatial matter...but turning around this turd burger flavored season would be welcome. Fun fact: If you squint your eyes really hard and tilt your head from about 200 yards, the hockeiz kinda DO resemble the Steelers, well, minus the talent and prestige and the, you know, non-racist coaches
  10. El Straino
    Thanks for utterly deflating my huskerboard sized ego
  11. El Straino
    Obvious troll is gonna troll. Next.
  12. El Straino
    What are the sidebets on the number of timeouts taken at the end of the game after the outcome is decided? #kirkrhymeswithjerk
  13. El Straino
    Are you able to hit the broad side of a barn from 10 to 20 yards away? Possess the ability to not drift past the line of scrimmage then toss a bizarre lateral into the ground? Are you capable of snagging horrifically inaccurate snaps from shotgun? If so, YOU could be Nebraska's next starting QB!!!
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    Ehhh...I dunno, as putrid as we currently are I think we could at least give the jayhawk juggernaut a decent game. Farm Bowl 2020...played on an actual farm off hwy 77 somewhere by the border. Sponsored by Casey's.
  15. El Straino
    What the transfer portal is gonna look like after this crapshow season
  16. El Straino
    Did Adrian pee in someone's Cheerios or something?
  17. El Straino
    C'mon, roast beef. Even we have standards. Pathetic standards, but standards all the same
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    Thaaaaaat figures
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    Frost sitting in his office later this week: "Can we get the heat turned down in here, it's awful warm." Administrative assistant: "It already is, sir, that's just your chair."
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    Bad bad bad bad bad bad.
  21. El Straino
    An 18 point deficit that feels like 38...
  22. El Straino
    Man there's a lot of game left but there is a miserable feel to this one.
  23. El Straino
    Is that what a pass more than ten yards downfield looks like? Hmm...this forward pass thing may have something to it. Perchance we could occasionally try such things as well
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    Pathetic showing from the offense
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    Sucking wind now big time
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