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I can't speak for these guys, but I drink with my dad at the bar all the time and I'm almost certain he's older than you. That's usually when all the good stories come out!

I can get u a job in Omaha, but you'd prob hate your life... Lol. Why's that? Cause you'd be working with rotten kids and waking up at 6 a.m. The place I work is hiring. Is it a daycare or a sweat shop? I'm up at that time anyway, but you won't catch me working with children. I have a hard enough time working with the 30+ year old children at my job!

I can get u a job in Omaha, but you'd prob hate your life... Lol. Why's that?

If you find me a job in Lincoln, I'll just move there!

Ok, pretend you're UFC matchmaker Joe Silva. A few guys have already stepped forward to say they want to be the ones to discipline Michael Spitsbing, who do you choose? Chael Sonnen - if Rivera got under Bisping's skin, Sonnen's incessant trash talk will put him in the looney bin. I think this would be my choice, but he's currently suspended for that money-laundering deal. Here's Chael's email to Joe Silva: Vitor Belfort - as long as he doesn't get kicked in the face, he should be about to overpower Bisping. Nate Marquardt - This one is kinda shaky. Especially since he's lost 2 out of his last 3 and the one win wasn't all that great. Or, do you think Dana should suspend, fine, or even fire Bisping? I'd make his dumb arse fight, and soon. I'd take Sonnen first, provided they lift his suspension, then Belfort, then Marquardt.

Thanks I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.. Who is this HuskerJen I hear so much about? Oh and, everytime someone links bleacher report, Richard Simmons comes out with a new workout video Ummm, yeah, I'm not sure you wanna go there. Does someone still have the pic of her hands?

Men's Health ranked the angriest cities in America. Detroit is the angriest, while Lincoln came in as the second least angriest. Omaha was low on the list too. http://www.menshealth.com/health/angry-cities

Whats ABQ? And the illegal knee was and d-bad move. Both of the guys knees were on the ground. It was so obvious Bisping did it on purpose. I didn't see him spit huskerjock, but I wouldn't doubt if he did it. ABQ = Albuquerque, New Mexico lol

Well this is reactive post, since my drunk arse noticed you posted the Hendo fight; I saw a dead body that night. There was a dead homeless guy outside the strip club in ABQ, just FYI

Bisping's a D-bag fo' sho' Good win for him. He won a fight NOT by decision Can't hate a win, until I see the illegal knee

My drunk spelling might be better than my sober spelling cuz I'm super paranoid. Or something... wait for it...

I drank all the beers tonight. I absolutely loathe these small town girls that think they are super models or something. I thoroughly enjoy knocking them down a peg or two

Aww shucks. I always buy the first round. I generally enjoy everyone's company. (non-hater) I'm hoping I'll be out of this town soon and will be able to set up some HuskerBoard drink meetings in the Lincoln/Omaha area. The list starts with Po Belini and his little bro can be our DD. Then, I'd be more than gracious to buy Knapp a glass of vino. If I can make a trip to down South, I'd definitely hit up UGA. Next stop, "bump when drunk thread"

Do you have a pic of the other side?

Who the f*** are the Hartford Whalers? Also, IBTL

I can't tell if you're serious. We will be lucky to have more than 10,000 Huskers in the stadium, which is 30%. Kinda/sorta serious. 75% is an exaggeration, but we'll have LOTS. We had over 50% Huskers in South Bend when we visited Notre Dame. I don't find it difficult to believe we'll have a majority of Husker Fans in War Memorial Stadium this Fall. I'd be stunned if ONLY 10K Husker Fans showed up for the game. Wyoming Fan can sell his ticket to a Husker fan for that one game, which figures to be a slaughter, and pay for the rest of his season tickets. Why wouldn't he? Tons of fans do it when we come - so much so that teams have instituted "Keep The Red Out" days to stop us from having essentially home-field advantage on their turf. With all the Husker Fans out west of North Platte who don't get to come to games in Lincoln because it's so far away and/or tickets are so hard to come by, this is a no-brainer. Western Nebraskans have been begging for a game played in Laramie for decades. Quit stalking me How did you know it was me? I wore my trench coat, fedora and shades! It's because I know everyone in town. We notice when an "outsider" comes to town! But in all seriousness, there were a lot people in the Panhandle that were not happy about the move to the B1G. They already feel like the state is East-centric, and moving to the B1G did not help that much. Like Knapp said, it's hard for a lot of these people to get down to Lincoln, let alone get tickets. We were all pretty stoked to have a game in Laramie. I'm really hoping to score some tickets. War Memorial is actually pretty cool. No, it's not a huge stadium or anything, but the scenery is pretty good. Plus there's always lots of booze flowing.

I can't tell if you're serious. We will be lucky to have more than 10,000 Huskers in the stadium, which is 30%. Kinda/sorta serious. 75% is an exaggeration, but we'll have LOTS. We had over 50% Huskers in South Bend when we visited Notre Dame. I don't find it difficult to believe we'll have a majority of Husker Fans in War Memorial Stadium this Fall. I'd be stunned if ONLY 10K Husker Fans showed up for the game. Wyoming Fan can sell his ticket to a Husker fan for that one game, which figures to be a slaughter, and pay for the rest of his season tickets. Why wouldn't he? Tons of fans do it when we come - so much so that teams have instituted "Keep The Red Out" days to stop us from having essentially home-field advantage on their turf. With all the Husker Fans out west of North Platte who don't get to come to games in Lincoln because it's so far away and/or tickets are so hard to come by, this is a no-brainer. Western Nebraskans have been begging for a game played in Laramie for decades. Quit stalking me

This is my last post in here until I get the "Clever Quips About Shawn Watson" thread caught up in page numbers

Hopefully I'll be making two trips to Laramie this season Be wary of their fans though. Don't do/wear/say anything that would lead them to believe that you're "a f'ing f*gg*t"