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  1. I love it! Halftime ND/USC Report(ress) closes with, "Both of your running backs are dinged up, Does that change how you call the 2nd half"? Lane Kiffin: (with a THAT's Easy! smirk) "We'll just call all passing plays the rest of the game".

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It's strange watching Barkley check down to his 2nd and 3rd receivers..Who does that anymore?

  2. gnat's ass : Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pu&&y hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

       

       

    2. captain obvious

      captain obvious

      How do you convert from "gnat's ass" to "ass load?"

  3. Win $1000 in the next few min..(Radio Contest --Like on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/98KUPD

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      next chance in 4 hours? (8PM PHX time) listen online

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      One of the local radio stations (Hard Rock) is trying to "buy our love" again 4? times every Thursday..They used to pick the 8th or 9th? caller..then they started picking a random person who texted them..Today, they seem to be picking from people on facebook who "like" a certain post..I know mathmatically, I'm decreasing my own chances, but I figure my buds on HB could use the money just as much as me..Good Luck!

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      \\m//(^_^))\\m//

      GSG5545 ... I'm pretty sure the online feed is delayed a few minutes, but they seem to be keeping the thing open for awhile to enter (~20 min?)

      Listen/watch for the 'RED ALERT'.

  4. WTF!!! Just looking at the schedule and realized the regular season is half over!

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Feels like it was just yesterday where we were talking about how T-Mart and the defense suck and that booing our team is bad. Oh wait, that was yesterday.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Or is the glass half full????

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      I don't feel half full

  5. Congrats Huskers (My Ex went to tOSU so it was a little special for me) A little concerned about Crick's Concussion? and T-Mart looks like a kid that was naturally a Lefty that's been forced to throw right handed..often lleading with the wrong foot..Can that be corrected?

  6. Keep reminding myself that this is only 'sposed to be entertainment!!!

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      That's the spirit!

  7. I was all freaked out by the 56F this morning at O'dark thirty..or the frigid 75F on the way home from work! I'm tired of Winter already ..

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was actually nipping out this afternoon..after ~85 days in a row of 100+ temperatures

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    2. Roark

      Roark

      I've never heard of Cinthia Fernandez... Porn star?

    3. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

    4. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

  8. Any ideas on how to get my Siberian Husky to root for Nebraska?

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Also..Cannot seem to find the game on my dish network out here in Arizona..ABC showing UCLA/Tejas and ESPN not saying

    2. Blackshirts007
  9. The turf looks sick..Can somebody add some iron to every other 5 yards of the field?

  10. Prayers for OU's Lee Roy Selmon!! He and his brothers were a burr in our side but he was classy..http://www2.tbo.com/sports/bucs/2011/sep/03/menewso1-bucs-legend-hospitalized-ar-255100/

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Prayers to Lee Roy and the Selmons. Man those guys were good.

  11. Following a SUV in traffic that had personalized plates, "BT TXASS" had an OU on one side of the back window and an upsidedown longhorn sticker on the other...I actually found myself honking/waving/And giving them the "whorns down" gesture..The Enemy of my enemy is now my friend? (I grew up linking Russia/OU/and Lexington as all being evil).

    1. NUance

      NUance

      lol @ evil Lexington

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Minutemen: "We might not be any good in the sack, but at least we're fast"!

  12. Mimi Bobeck: Look at this- champagne, scented candles, Barry White CD's. Either you and O'Brien are going to do it, or it's gotten to the point where you have to get your hand in the mood.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Great show!

  13. I actually went to the Dr. Thursday (don't ask).. The Doc was really pretty in her short skirt..and had really long legs that curved a strange direction...

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    2. ADS

      ADS

      Where is this place at? I think I need a check up.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

  14. Local (KUPD) shock jock interviewed Ndamukong Suh this morning

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It was funny..them trying to embarrass him like they used to with Kyle Vanden Bosch when he was a Cardinal..Asked if he ever saw the Human Centipede..when was the last time he had an "accident in his pants"...He handled it really well..Said there are guys that "do their business" on the sidelines, but he could never understand why..Then he went on to talk about how he even has trouble (peeing) if someone is in the stall next to him.."Then there was this one dude.(Knapplc?)...

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      ..."at Walmart, who didn't wash his hands afterward and tried to fist bump him on the way out.."..(I almost blew an antler out my nose from laughing)..Then after the interview, these guys kept going on about how genuinely nice and soft spoken Suh was.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Dude, you're making me miss AZ even more... :(

  15. Thinking about going to Las Vegas (not the one in Utah this time)..Anything fun for a Ten year old to do there?

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    2. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      i wouldn't take my kid to circus circus. It's a dump. there's some large arcade type thing on the southern end of the strip. Pools, Roller coasters at New york new york and stratosphere.

    3. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      nicest pools at mandalay, wynn, flamingo. Also movie theaters.

    4. huskerfan702

      huskerfan702

      coca cola world, gameworks, new york new york rollercoaster, dolphin and tiger habitat at mirage are some cool things

  16. Japan! ...Dumping low level radioactive water into the ocean? Did they learn NOTHING from the Godzilla movies?

    1. fearandloathing

      fearandloathing

      Ha! That is all kinds of funny!

  17. I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

    1. GSG

      GSG

      True dat

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      "There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and those that can't"

  18. Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;)

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    2. redout22

      redout22

      ha good stuff

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Wow! I thought you were kidding! "ninjas- no thesaurus results"

       

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      I am stealing that, but will give props (as the kids like to say)

  19. Even with all the free Starz movie channels that Dish is giving us for the year, there's nothing on tonight...Is it too soon to watch a Godzilla/Mothra movie?

    1. Vuren

      Vuren

      ....i watched that the day of the earthquake...

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I posted the pic of Godzirra using the pointy stick on a map of Japan (from funny pics thread) the night before the quake on my FB..My bad?

  20. ...So I says to the four Chandler Police Officers in my Bedroom with flashlights flashing..in the middle of the night last night, "Can I put this shirt on or are you filming this for your next "Cops" show"?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! You get hauled in for something?

    2. huskerscott

      huskerscott

      "I found 4 bags of rocks behind HUSKER37s blackshirt poster." says the cop.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      My cousin was out for some Spring training Baseball but no word from him for a couple of days, so I figured he cancelled..the ONE night I go to bed early..He called my Sister in Lincoln who I accidently discussed migrane headaches with a couple days ago..S0ooo..She was sure that I was dead...(Guess I'm what you call a sound sleeper).

      Good news..My 8Yr old Siberian finally barked (I'm told)

  21. Congratulations Lady Dusters! 52-51 over Lexington "We love you long time" Minutemaids.. Good luck against Elkhorn in the State semis!

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    2. huskersrule95
    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      But it was Lex..

      They were our bitter Rival and in cahoots with the Oklahoma Sooners and Communist Russia back in MY day.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Too bad we lost to Elkhorn tonight..Beatrice tomorrow for 3rd place..When did Beatrice leave class A?

  22. Watching "Zombie Strippers"..Really bad movie? on (sudden) free year of Starz..But they did mention Nebraska Cornhuskers when introducing the new stripper so I'll continue to watch.

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    2. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      I've only seen part 2

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      I'll never look at billiards balls the same way..

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      That really happened? I went up to bed to watch the rest (While trying to remember which one was Jenna Jamison) and dozed off..Thought I dreamed the part of the billiard ball shots/squirts

  23. A public union employee, a tea party activist, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, 'Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.'

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