kozzman555

Don't you mean 14-13?

I love hopping in the fake time machine to fake go back in time and fake win fake games so we can fake talking about fake winning and what fake headlines would fake read. Have we really fallen so low as to start a topic asking what it would sound like if we actually had won a game? This thread makes me sad inside.

Can we just hold off on like literally every single criticism thread? We have a sampling size of one game. One game. We had years and years of games with which to criticize our last coach. Give the dude some time to implement the things he wants to. I remember the first season with Bo after firing He Who Shall Not Be Named and saw some improvements that I liked. Everyone knows, or at least should know, that a coaches first season is going to be a wild ride. I refuse to speculate on wins and losses because we just have no way of knowing how this will turn out. Y'all need to settle down, let the coaches coach and the players play. Let's give them both some time to show us what they can do. I just hope the mods have enough Preparation H stocked up, because the butthurt going around right now is pretty insane.

Moist? It's on the slippery slope towards profanity. Which makes it slippery. This is making me flaccid.

EZ-E swears he only brings the softest bamboo for the panda's to jack off with, so he's pretty popular with them. #related

Parading around a video from a game 14 years ago that wasn't even a conference championship, much less a national title game is just....sad. You have, what four conference wins in as many years since 2011? All right bro. Can we just lock this up now? I don't want this pit of sadness from some nobody team bringing down the excitement for our new season.

Taking one look around another forum or two around the 'net really helps me appreciate how civil, respectful, and well-run our beloved board is. There are some real black holes out there. Just a shout out to the mods and everyone who helps keep this place a great place to talk the best team on Earth! Thanks for the work you put in. He says as his sig has a panda jacking off with a fistful of bamboo.....

He is probably the best pure passing QB we've faced in a long time. Dude is legit, we know that. It'll just make the sting of our victory in your home stadium just that much more sweet. /not a fan of Hackenberg //#$%@ miami

Well, his name is Tristan. It'd be epic if he marries a chick named Isolde.

Anyone else see the news story about Steve Sarkisian being drunk off his ass at a USC booster event? Think this will make it easier to recruit players from him? "Hey, do you want to play for Coach Riley or play for Coach Drunky McGee at USC?" http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/steve-sarkisian-apologizes-for-drunken-behavior-at-usc-booster-event-185224853.html I have to think that these CA KJ 11 players AND their parents are going to be looking at this when making their decision on where to go to college and play football.

He should either have to change his last name to "Bobby" or his first name to "China". If he did either one of those, that would be awesome and make me want him to come play here.

So his parent's experience of Nebraska is corn fields and desolation? Great.

I'd still pick Suh over Ray Lewis, mostly because I wouldn't have worry about Suh holding a guy down while he was being stabbed to death. Does anyone really have a good defender to compare Suh to that was as dominant as he was in college? Warren Sapp maybe? I just can't think of another college player that single handedly dominated the college game in the fashion Suh did. I know other players have to be planned around, but you could double or triple team Suh and he'd still eff you in the a. It just didn't matter.

Suh, cuz he's not dead

I have nothing to contribute to this thread except that you trying to shoehorn "Bo" into "Nebraska" made me sad inside.

If this bro commits, I don't care what he calls us. We could be the Nebraska Jennifers for all I care as long as we get talent committing to us and we win games.

I saw him complete short swing and screen passes. He'll start freshmen year for sure

There are 3 teams in the NFL that I loathe, Phily, Dallas and the goddamn Bronco's. ZA and RG44 playing for them? How am I supposed to root for that? Hope they play well, but still lose every game? I'm conflicted......

I am confused by the creation of this thread. IIRC correctly, when the ESPN "Best College Football Team of All Time" extravaganza was going on and Kirk H was flipping sh#t out Nebraska beating out 2001 Miami, due to the crazy number of draft picks Miami had later, all of us Nebraska fans stated that being drafted in the NFL doesn't have diddly sh#t to do with having a successful college football team. Team chemistry, coaching, the system the players are playing in, and yeah sure, talent, all combine to add up to wins and losses. You have to remember, Pro teams look at measurables and intelligence and character when drafting players, not necessarily how "good" they did in college. Look at Tom Brady. Bro was a BACKUP QB to Brian frickin' Greise if I remember correctly, but was still drafted. Is sending a ton of players to the NFL super cool? Yeah, but I'll take a 1995 Nebraska team that didn't really have any successful NFL careers, Ahman Green aside, over an Oregon State team sending 5 players to the NFL. I get that this is the off season, and y'all don't have much to work with, especially with a new coach and new system, but settle down. We'll be ok, we're Nebraska.

I came into this thread to give you some info on the naked flag football league I'm in. Since we're naked, we don't need to use flags. But then I saw you had a different definition of "adult". Can't help, sorry.

What did he offer us and when did he buy our state?

Really? I'm the first? Ok, 6'5", 275lbs in High School. Dude's nickname is definitely "Mastodon"

No one else is going to mention that huskinator said "struggled with muffs for a while"? No, it's Ameer, of course he struggled with fighting off all the muffs. It'd be weird if huskinator said Ameer struggled with cradling the balls

Yeah, it sucks we didn't get a recruit we wanted, polynesian community, rabble rabble rabble, etc etc What the hell is honey dicked? Screw the recruit thread, I NEED TO KNOW. Might explain this one situation I had when I woke up Sunday morning after a bender.