beanman

Does a bear sh#t in the woods? Does Joe Dirt put the lotion on its skin?

is the pope catholic? Does Lindsay Lohan use penicillin as another food group?

cripple fight?

My point StPaul is that they just play each other so they're living off the perception of the SEC again. Those #1 and #2 teams finished unranked last season. I guess I don't buy that they're world beaters all the sudden.

Whether they are actually "world beaters" or not is irrelevant right now. They're where they should be at this point.

Beanman, I was just meaning that as of right now, there really isn't much to argue. At the beginning of the year there was and there probably will be towards the end of the season, too.

Mostly lurking. Like a creepy guy at a playground.

What we do at that playground is not creepy, bean. We patrol that place.

Defensive timeouts are our specialty you guys. Same old song and dance. Why people act surprised is beyond me.

That's hilarious. We actually watched this with my 12 year old daughter a few weeks ago. She'd never heard of it. She loved it. What a classic.

Kim Basinger's chesticles in the 90s were perty nice too. Bonus!

Classic, good work beanman. True, you are a creepy bastard.

I had the opposite reaction after my conference call with an Asian man yesterday.

I love fish and chips Junior. Also, LOL @ ColoradoHusk. I have that same reaction man, I have plenty of conference calls with Asia and those just make me want to kick a puppy.

Not only is Kate Beckinsale the hottest woman alive...she has a British accent. Just icing on the cake...

Limits. They made their guesses as to where best spend time and money . . . and they may have chosen poorly.

One of my degrees is Healthcare centered, Physical Therapist Asst.....and no, not everyone is that smart...

I've had some real winners in my classes...nice people, but surely not the brightest. I act like I am the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm far from it.

doesn't sound like that big of a loss.

sh#t happens...

oh you guys... That song just came up on my random playlist

Girls pee Decked, they just don't fart or poop.

Imagine how much water and time we could save by also pooping in the shower

Yes, just squish it through with your feet.

Not surprising, expected actually

every night i go through every post and give the top five a plus 1.

If you look at this board and some of the things that get plus rating, and the things that don't, you realize it doesn't matter.

I was just looking for a quick way to generate the top 5. I figure the one or 2 gems would hopefully get captured there...

are you going to speak in class today?

were you rockin' in the free world?

Damn right

Use your finger for the booger or the dingleberries?

The dingleberries. Have a little class GSG

Knowing you guys, I wouldn't be surprised of picking both

Nice try, Booger.

We're VIPs. Very Immense Penises.

What are you looking at, nerd?

--I thought I was looking at my mothers douchebag but that's in Ohio.

Real expensive lunch!

Now seems like a good time to mention that I remember you owing me $100 for something.

I could hook up 2 chicks at one time with 100 bucks. They'd be ugly but nonetheless there would be 2.

+1

Between all my meetings and Huskerboard it's really amazing I get enough done to not get fired you guys. I am amazing really. (Pats self on back and says nice job)

I still just don't see it.

Look harder.

Pop music? That's almost worse than Rap or CW

Read through the threads in the football forum instead of lurking in the Knapp is a bad Fan thread.

Sure. but...

Nebraska will definitely lose two or more games.

He definitely needs to ride the pine, 3 total terrible snaps and 2 at the most inopportune times.

Also, if Cotton can get knocked over by the wind I'm not sure he can push a 300 lb guy around you guys. I crunched the numbers and it just doesn't add up.

I second that motion

Oh my God you guys.

Damn. How much time did they waste after that completion?

Damn. How much time did they waste after that completion?

:/

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