And don't let your boyfriends urinate on your kids. Or put cigarettes out on them. It's such a fine line.
I think you misunderstood the phrase "hold your tots". He could have said "hold our horses" or "calm our b@lls". I don't believe he meant toddlers.
So Tots doesn't infer children or toddlers? If you know anything about how LP grew up you know that these things actually happened to him.
Yes, I realize that those things happened to him. It's horrible.
I think (feel free to chime in, Matty) he meant tots like tater-tots, i.e. testicles.......... I could be wrong, I guess. Kind of a strange expression. (feel free to chime in, Matty).........
Being RILED UP as much as Matty is, he probably uses a lot of potato references