tattooedhusker Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 F.A.C.T.S Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Chuck is a stud! I'm sure Steven Seagal has his response in the works. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I never get tired of reading those. Quote Link to comment
admo Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Too funny!!! ... damn. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Good stuff!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 go chuck go Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Hey maybe we could get chuck to coach the defense? Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 or get chuck to sign a letter of intent and we would be guarenteed 4 consecutive National Championships Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Has anyone seen this mountain dew commercial of his??? Some has finally displayed the godliness of Chuck Norris by displaying how he is able to bend time and warp to his liking. Take a Look Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 he never ceases to amaze Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I love reading those. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them." That is too funny. Quote Link to comment
strigori Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 If I never see one of those again it will be too soon. Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 If I never see one of those again it will be too soon. ok, when chuck norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. or, Before the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris and my favorite, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk. and Kill Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 This one's my favorite..... If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Hell.....all of them crack me up. Quote Link to comment
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