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... at Golden Corral. Hey, he's got too much downtime nowadays to NOT frequent this place.

 

Supposedly, Mangino sees this as a sabatical. It's an excellent opportunity to combine two of his true loves (food and strategy): the huge array of eats forces Marky Mark to be sharp like a razor, deciding which foods to fit where on which plates and in what order.

 

Word on the street is Mangino is considering bringing the following to his staff @ GC:

 

*Romeo "Chubbly" Crennel- Appetizer/Soups Coach

*Charlie "Xtreme FUPA" Weis- Main Course Coordinator

*Wade "Too Sexy for his Shirt" Phillips- Drinks/Dessert Coordinator

 

(That is, assuming he can get the latter two to step away from their new contracts)

 

Be scared, people, be very scared. In a few years, we will have a fully blown, Carb hammerin, Cholesterol guzzlin, pants unbuttonin, Hawaiian shirt wearin dynasty that will be porking down everything in its way. Leaving only some very scared people and a strong methane trail in its wake.

 

(Just tryin to keep you guys entertained during the long weeks to signing day. Mods, feel free to delete the Rumorville thread... figured this'd get more views on the main board.)

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... at Golden Corral. Hey, he's got too much downtime nowadays to NOT frequent this place.

 

Supposedly, Mangino sees this as a sabatical. It's an excellent opportunity to combine two of his true loves (food and strategy): the huge array of eats forces Marky Mark to be sharp like a razor, deciding which foods to fit where on which plates and in what order.

 

Word on the street is Mangino is considering bringing the following to his staff @ GC:

 

*Romeo "Chubbly" Crennel- Appetizer/Soups Coach

*Charlie "Xtreme FUPA" Weis- Main Course Coordinator

*Wade "Too Sexy for his Shirt" Phillips- Drinks/Dessert Coordinator

 

(That is, assuming he can get the latter two to step away from their new contracts)

 

Be scared, people, be very scared. In a few years, we will have a fully blown, Carb hammerin, Cholesterol guzzlin, pants unbuttonin, Hawaiian shirt wearin dynasty that will be porking down everything in its way. Leaving only some very scared people and a strong methane trail in its wake.

 

(Just tryin to keep you guys entertained during the long weeks to signing day. Mods, feel free to delete the Rumorville thread... figured this'd get more views on the main board.)

 

:hellloooo:hellloooo:LOLtartar:LOLtartar

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lol What do you mean by "good fit"? Did they grease the doors or remove a wall to let him in? When you said "good fit" I thought you meant they couldn't physically remove him from the Jayhawks stadium so they just tarred and feathered him and he's now their drunken, angry mascot. I could totally see him being hauled up and down the sidelines on a flatbed truck every time they score a touchdown, waving a drumstick in the air with his chubby fingers.

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Moved to Rumorville. ;)

you already let it go to your head <cries> where's the old Knapplc at?

 

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are always bad men."

- Lord Acton

 

;)

"I got the power!"

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Lion O? where's snarf snarf? oh wait excuse me that was a adam eternia quote. You have the power to attract dog men, and Skeletons. So um...you should be running from k state fans as they are about to try and hump you.

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Moved to Rumorville. ;)

you already let it go to your head <cries> where's the old Knapplc at?

 

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are always bad men."

- Lord Acton

 

;)

"I got the power!"

-Snap

20090430-r7bimn8thp4yefp9hb2835r23n.preview.jpg

Lion O? where's snarf snarf? oh wait excuse me that was a adam eternia quote. You have the power to attract dog men, and Skeletons. So um...you should be running from k state fans as they are about to try and hump you.

:wtf

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