Cheerleading Coach & Wrangler

[hskerprid]

I will fall on the sword and nominate myself to be the Cheerleaders House Dad, Wrangler and Coach. I promise to have them in bed every night by 10 p.m. or 11 p.m depending upon the movie that I'm showing in my room. I know that this is a thankless job and one that not many will volunteer for. But, I feel that since I have been overlooked thus far for positions on the team, even though I have coached pee wee football for many years (voice rising for effect)and played free safety in high school.

 

I feel that I have a fine eye for "Talent" and that I will bring only the finest and Fittest of squad members to cheer for our beloved NU.

[Minnesota_husker]

We need a new coach to get some hotter cheerleaders here and you are just the man to do it.

 

I nominate you and back you fully... feel free to send all the cheerleaders to my room for "study breaks"

[Cy the Cyclone]

Seconded!

 

Now get out there and start cruising the Jr High Schools!

[hskerprid]

Seconded!

 

Now get out there and start cruising the Jr High Schools!

I'd ask for your help Cy but I know that you can't come within 500 yds of a school!

[Dundermifflinite]

Nominate Husker 37...

(don't think he's won one of these, but he's born for THIS one)...

[huskernation20]

Seconded!

 

Now get out there and start cruising the Jr High Schools!

I'd ask for your help Cy but I know that you can't come within 500 yds of a school!

 

Ha Ha Ha....CLASSIC!!!

 

I would like to volunteer to be the cheerleader disciplinary coach. As long as we are talking college or pro. I can't do Jr. High or High School...those are my two buggaboo's. Does this position exist?

[HUSKER 37]

Nominate Husker 37...

(don't think he's won one of these, but he's born for THIS one)...

 

Thanks!

 

Not sure what a wrangler does, but if it involves tapeing their ankles and breasts, I'm in.

(Not sure about how to tape their buggaboo's )

 

Instead of a fancy red or black "shirt" avitar, shouldn't we make this a dripping wet white one?

[Ohio Pete]

Now here's an award I can get behind. I'd like to point out my contributions to the 'Shed in support of my candidacy.

[Touchdown Tommie]

Seconded!

 

Now get out there and start cruising the Jr High Schools!

I'd ask for your help Cy but I know that you can't come within 500 yds of a school!

 

Or a Chuck E Cheese

[T_O_Bull]

After spending far too much time on the "Daily Skin" thread I have to throw all my weight a(and unfortunately that's quite a load) behind the candicy of Husker37.

 

I would also like to nominate C-Bear as Head Cheerleader (If any of you guys treat my Princess in any way other than as a lady you will have to deal with the wrath of The Bull).

T_O_B

[HUSKER 37]

After spending far too much time on the "Daily Skin" thread I have to throw all my weight a(and unfortunately that's quite a load) behind the candicy of Husker37.

 

I would also like to nominate C-Bear as Head Cheerleader (If any of you guys treat my Princess in any way other than as a lady you will have to deal with the wrath of The Bull).

T_O_B

 

In my best Cosmo Kramer voice....

 

"I'm out!!!"

 

(2:12 in this video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvUXVMkdGY

 

 

 

 

 

Just Kidding Mr. Bull

[Dundermifflinite]

I nominate Rep the 402 as a cheerleader. Or scarlet. Whichever.

[HUSKER 37]

I will fall on the sword and nominate myself to be the Cheerleaders House Dad, Wrangler and Coach. I promise to have them in bed every night by 10 p.m. or 11 p.m depending upon the movie that I'm showing in my room. I know that this is a thankless job and one that not many will volunteer for. But, I feel that since I have been overlooked thus far for positions on the team, even though I have coached pee wee football for many years (voice rising for effect)and played free safety in high school.

 

I feel that I have a fine eye for "Talent" and that I will bring only the finest and Fittest of squad members to cheer for our beloved NU.

 

 

Still gotta give you props for the excellent topic, candidacy, and of course, your sig(nificant) other pic.

 

No offense whatsoever, but every time I see your name, I'm reminded of a comedy tape my Brother sent me while I was in the Hospital recovering from a motorcycle accident...knowing full well it would probably kill me to laugh. (And Mom and Dad always said he was the "good son").

 

Mod edit - this is Woodshed material, not regular forum material

[HUSKER 37]

Since we're breaking in the new Mods

 

..er..I mean

 

If you're sctually interested in where I was going with this.

Try googling (or youtube) a song by John Valby.

 

A really raunchy piano-bar singer that was doing a song I'm probably not allowed by the local Mormon community to name, but somehow managed to stay up on YT..

 

It involves "knock-knock" jokes and the one that your name triggers a memory of is a baseball player/country music legend? (Charley Pride).

 

 

Guess you had to be there...

 

 

 

Now..Back to our regularly scheduled Book Burnin's

[hskerprid]

HEY!!! Remember me?? I'm the guy that fell on the sword to be the Coach/Wrangler! I can't even win my own thread?? Oh the agony and pain........and to think I was going to go to a huskerboard tailgate this year. But now, I can never show my face, I feel so useless.

 

Oh sure, I'm not one of the popular posters here, I don't post 30 times a day. Alas, poor poor Hskerprid (feeling sorry for me yet?)I guess I can never measure up and be one of the cool kids on the board. My elementary years revisited all over again, just the gangly kid alone in the corner.Always to be ridiculed and scorned (Is this working yet?)never to be in the "cool" clique.......

 

Maybe I'll be appreciated at Buffsfan.com. They're all losers too, I guess I'll fit right in. Excuse me....I now have a river to cry.............farewell. <--hskerprid