Marf Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hello Huskerboard. I have noticed much grumbling over the censoring of the word "cock". I have proposed some simple changes to a few words to avoid the censor when using ****, and also to avoid confusion to the context in which the poster is using the word. Game c$%ks, as our opponent, will now be the gamegenitalia. The Gamegenitalia will not be **** y if they come on here with an attitude, they will be penisy. If you are posting about **** ing a gun, forget about it! You are now phallusing it. Posting about a stop **** (hand operated valve)? Nope! Stopwang will be the new term. I hope these changes take effect immediately, as it will clear up much confusion for myself, and many others. Feel free to add any often-used expressions I may have missed. 1 Quote Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 That's all a bunch of poppydick. Quote Link to comment
GoonSquad Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 LOL That's some good stuff there. Our fan base was so worried about how bad it would be to be matched up against Penn State (Sandusky and penis jokes anyone?) Quote Link to comment
Rocketsocks Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Can't we just call them the roosters? Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 My favorite sport is Badminton. Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 My favorite sport is Badminton. Guess why? The rackets? Quote Link to comment
Rocketsocks Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 My favorite sport is Badminton. Guess why? Because it looks so awesome when you play it? Quote Link to comment
CockInYourEar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Can't we just call them the roosters? Quote Link to comment
CockInYourEar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 My favorite sport is Badminton. the birdies....(heard it) Quote Link to comment
Rocketsocks Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Can't we just call them the roosters? Can I appeal? Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 My favorite sport is Badminton. the birdies....(heard it) don't you mean shuttlecocks? Quote Link to comment
CockInYourEar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 GAME.... c$%ks!!!!! Notice to Nebraska fans who didn't see the last time we played each other: You will see fans at the game, at tailgates and well...really just walking around Orlando shouting this. Quote Link to comment
CockInYourEar Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Can't we just call them the roosters? Can I appeal? Yes, but you need the proper paperwork and the docket is full until January 3rd, it's very busy around here.... We're all running around like a c$%k with its head cut off. Quote Link to comment
Malth Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I sometime yell "c0ck" when I'm upset at something, do not confuse it with support for the gamecocks. Quote Link to comment
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