T_O_Bull Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Correction....it's a 72 year old virgin Link to comment
killer cacti Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Is the honey there for the 72 virgins to be dipped in? Also, does it ever specify that the virgins are women, or do they show up to 72 37-year-old internet hackers that live in their parents basement? Link to comment
robsker Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Is the honey there for the 72 virgins to be dipped in? Also, does it ever specify that the virgins are women, or do they show up to 72 37-year-old internet hackers that live in their parents basement? They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Is the honey there for the 72 virgins to be dipped in? Also, does it ever specify that the virgins are women, or do they show up to 72 37-year-old internet hackers that live in their parents basement? Your post certainly made my day for today! Thanks for what is certainly as funny a comment as I have heard in quite some time. Link to comment
zoogs Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Unless men have full, ample bosoms, I think it is fairly clear that it is women being spoken of. These are all metaphors of the wonderful eternity that awaits, the kind many religions have, although in Western society and context it does sound very odd and off-putting. Link to comment
gobiggergoredder Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A lot of people won't have anything for this thread. It doesn't bash Christianity. Link to comment
The Dude Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A lot of people won't have anything for this thread. It doesn't bash Christianity. Personally, I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this thread is. Link to comment
walksalone Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Funny thing is, you never see any of the failed suicide bombers... Link to comment
knapplc Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Just think how deadly suicide bombers would be if the good ones didn't all die in practice. 1 Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 They blow themselves up thinking that, "Rivers of honey and 72 virgins await them." This is a reward? Rivers of honey, what good is it without bread and peanut butter? 72 virgins, who has time for all that training? T_O_B G>B>R Is the honey there for the 72 virgins to be dipped in? Also, does it ever specify that the virgins are women, or do they show up to 72 37-year-old internet hackers that live in their parents basement? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5bw3BhOCI Link to comment
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