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Any word on Denard from the radio men?

 

Sprained vagina.

It was actually just a slight tear

 

That happens to my girlfriend every once in a while.

 

I went to a birthday party once where a guy having sex with his wife for the sixth time pulled his scrotum. Thankfully, there was a quasi-doctor on hand.

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I agree with the no timeout call. After the punt we'd get the ball back with maybe 30 seconds to go and a long field. Our QB just got hurt and could use the extra time to recover. We are a mistake prone team on offense anyway and don't need to give up points when we get the ball to start the next half.

 

Yeah, but even if our offense can't do anything, it gives Abdullah a chance to return one. You never know.

 

I think I agree with this. Abdullah is dangerous in the return game. Then again, the last thing we need is for him to get hurt, too...

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Any word on Denard from the radio men?

 

Sprained vagina.

It was actually just a slight tear

 

That happens to my girlfriend every once in a while.

 

I went to a birthday party once where a guy having sex with his wife for the sixth time pulled his scrotum. Thankfully, there was a quasi-doctor on hand.

WTF kind of birthday party are YOU going to? :lol:

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I agree with the no timeout call. After the punt we'd get the ball back with maybe 30 seconds to go and a long field. Our QB just got hurt and could use the extra time to recover. We are a mistake prone team on offense anyway and don't need to give up points when we get the ball to start the next half.

 

Yeah, but even if our offense can't do anything, it gives Abdullah a chance to return one. You never know.

 

I think I agree with this. Abdullah is dangerous in the return game. Then again, the last thing we need is for him to get hurt, too...

I think the fumble last week affected him. He's calling for a lot of fair catches where it looks like he actually has some room to run.

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We are playing a pretty good game so far and I'm pleased with the defense. Not pleased with the 3 personal foul penalties we've gotten so far, that crap has to stop! Hope Taylor and Dennard are okay.....................after the Lattimore injury I'm a little gun shy whenever someone goes down right now and that includes Allen...........that looked nasty.

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Any word on Denard from the radio men?

 

Sprained vagina.

It was actually just a slight tear

 

That happens to my girlfriend every once in a while.

 

I went to a birthday party once where a guy having sex with his wife for the sixth time pulled his scrotum. Thankfully, there was a quasi-doctor on hand.

The amazing part is not that he pulled his scrotum. It's that he was having sex with his wife.

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