Hunter94 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Bo was close but didn't qute get it done. Slimy Shawn put out a silent feeler saying he needed a little better Bo. Bill Cowher responed "I have a better jaw, better scowl, more hardnosed, and instead of swinging a hat at a ref, I will slap a copy of a printed formation right in his front pocket." We would like to introduce Bill Cowher as the next coach at Nebraska. cowher.jpg when pigs sh#t cotton candy! Quote Link to comment
Hunter94 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The Donald is offered the job based on his sincere attitude and ability to connect with people. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 After much deliberation, I've made my decision. The winner is... Barney Cotton. Hires Ben to coach TE. Hires Jake to OL. Sam continues to play. Somehow they start mass producing Cottons to fill all other coaching positions and field a team of all Cotton's. First year in, they win the Cotton Bowl. Thanks for participating, all who submitted an entry. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 After much deliberation, I've made my decision. The winner is... Barney Cotton. Hires Ben to coach TE. Hires Jake to OL. Sam continues to play. Somehow they start mass producing Cottons to fill all other coaching positions and field a team of all Cotton's. First year in, they win the Cotton Bowl. Thanks for participating, all who submitted an entry. I feel sad. Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Suck it losers!!!! Quote Link to comment
Joe_5700 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Rumor we hire a 5-7 coach... 2 Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 tressel is here because bo is going to youngstown. it was plausible. all too plausible. 2 Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Rumor we hire a 5-7 coach... From Oreagon St 2 Quote Link to comment
Dbqgolfer Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Not really BS rumor but a BS prediction. With Chryst going to Wisc. Pelini then goes to Pitt. Look ahead 3 years, Oregon State and Pitt go undefeated, Neb goes undefeated after narrowly defeating Wisc. All other teams in FBS have at least two losses so Wisc. gets final spot in playoff with only one loss. Everyone's head at ESPN explodes. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Not really BS rumor but a BS prediction. With Chryst going to Wisc. Pelini then goes to Pitt. Look ahead 3 years, Oregon State and Pitt go undefeated, Neb goes undefeated after narrowly defeating Wisc. All other teams in FBS have at least two losses so Wisc. gets final spot in playoff with only one loss. Everyone's head at ESPN explodes. You lost me at Oregon State and Pitt going undefeated. Quote Link to comment
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