Red Dead Redemption Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 They were going to do a tribute to the 10 best Metal bands the other day, but they couldn't find any. Do you do stand up? With a walker he might... 1 Quote Link to comment
NUinID Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones. There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. Quote Link to comment
cornographic Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones. There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. Quote Link to comment
teachercd Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones. There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. People said the same exact thing about Alice Cooper...the same Alice Cooper that also has a law degree and raises tons of money for charity. I think what helps is realizing most of these guys/girls are playing a role or a part... Quote Link to comment
Moesker Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones. There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. People said the same exact thing about Alice Cooper...the same Alice Cooper that also has a law degree and raises tons of money for charity. I think what helps is realizing most of these guys/girls are playing a role or a part... Makes you wonder why country artists always go for the role of simple and talentless. 2 Quote Link to comment
cornographic Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones. There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. People said the same exact thing about Alice Cooper...the same Alice Cooper that also has a law degree and raises tons of money for charity. I think what helps is realizing most of these guys/girls are playing a role or a part... Good for him he gives to charity, but Alice Cooper is odd and his music and shows were odd. I could give a crap about his law degree. Mur'can mass culture has pretty much gone down the tubes in a big way, anyway, so whatevs. All the fantastic music and culture that actually is happening has FTMP been pushed "underground" or to the margins in the USA. Quote Link to comment
cm husker Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones.There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. People said the same exact thing about Alice Cooper...the same Alice Cooper that also has a law degree and raises tons of money for charity. I think what helps is realizing most of these guys/girls are playing a role or a part... Makes you wonder why country artists always go for the role of simple and talentless. I assume you're talking about current artists? Because Hank Williams, Merle haggard, Townes van Zandt, kris kerstofferson, Willie Nelson, Johnny cash, Dwight Yoakum, et al are and write anything but simple and talentless. Quote Link to comment
Moesker Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I think the world would be a better place if all heavy metal were banned from the planet. JMHO. Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one and some people seem to have an endless supply of ridiculous ones.There are some positive sides to metal. For one, it's like getting a little slice of Hell while you are still alive and kicking on the Earth, so, with such exposure, maybe you will get back to the straight and narrow such that you don't end up in that place where Metal is playing 24/7 for Eternity--i.e., Hell. Secondly, Metal is a great, nay necessary, part of any torture kit. Throw a guy in a small room with no windows. Feed one small bowl of rice and cup of water/day. Blast nonstop Metallica 24/7 as loud as possible for a week or so, combined with constant strobing white lights and screaming images of Metal's biggest fans: Skinheads. Stop torture, no more needed, the guy is toast. Thirdly, Metal gives stupid, untalented people a "music" genre in which to express themselves with massive amplification and if they keep at it long enough maybe someday they will realize there are other instruments within the musical family of instruments(trumpets, saxophones, pianos, for e.g.) than just frenetic, screaming, blasting, distorted guitars and stupid, repetitive thunder rock back beats. Metal gives would-be below average musicians and genre in which they need only learn handful of the most basic chord progressions which they can repeat over and over endlessly and call each repetition a "new song". Fourth, excellent choice for extremely rebellious adolescents--say ages 12-15--who want to grow up and be serial killers someday. Fifth, Metal is good for war, seems to be the choice for "theme" music for those state sponsored pro killers. That's about all the positives I can think of re: Metal. Are you one of those dips$&ts that stand outside concerts with the signs about Satan and yells scripture? Naw, not a Bible thumper, for one, and I wouldn't want to risk contracting a communicable disease from the meth heads in the crowd. I have said this before about you and I will say it again. You are one odd dude. I'm sure that gives you a sense of pride to say that. But, that's right, I'm odd, Metal isn't odd. Marylin Manson is normal, great role model. People said the same exact thing about Alice Cooper...the same Alice Cooper that also has a law degree and raises tons of money for charity. I think what helps is realizing most of these guys/girls are playing a role or a part... Makes you wonder why country artists always go for the role of simple and talentless. I assume you're talking about current artists? Because Hank Williams, Merle haggard, Townes van Zandt, kris kerstofferson, Willie Nelson, Johnny cash, Dwight Yoakum, et al are and write anything but simple and talentless. Actually, I was just talking smack. I am sure there is a lot of talent in todays country music. I just don't care for it or the older stuff you mentioned either. Quote Link to comment
cornographic Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 Hey look, it's a "normal" Metal fan! Hey, it's "Butcher Babies"! What could be cooler than the idea of butchering babies? Don't worry, it's just a persona, ttly harmless, nothing abnormal about it, in fact, let's take the kids to their next show! Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Hey look, it's a "normal" Metal fan! We get it dude Quote Link to comment
Moesker Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Hey look, it's a "normal" Metal fan! Hey, it's "Butcher Babies"! What could be cooler than the idea of butchering babies? Don't worry, it's just a persona, nothing abnormal about it, in fact, let's take the kids to their next show! And STAY OFF MY LAWN!!! Quote Link to comment
cornographic Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 You ever see some of these "baby Daddy" families where the mom and dad listen to Metal and Rap all day at home? Their kids basically look like they have PTSD. Good way to destroy young minds--older minds too. Just doin' a social service here, folks, don't mind me.... Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 You ever see some of these "baby Daddy" families where the mom and dad listen to Metal and Rap all day at home? Their kids basically look like they have PTSD. Good way to destroy young minds--older minds too. Just doin' a social service here, folks, don't mind me.... Could you like screw off? Would be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment
cornographic Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 You ever see some of these "baby Daddy" families where the mom and dad listen to Metal and Rap all day at home? Their kids basically look like they have PTSD. Good way to destroy young minds--older minds too. Just doin' a social service here, folks, don't mind me.... Could you like screw off? Would be much appreciated. I may continue to freely express my opinion about Metal, I dunno, not sure, thanks for asking, though. You are aware of the iggy fx, right? Quote Link to comment
Red Dead Redemption Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Stereotypes are awesome. Anyone over 50 is senile and impotent. And they smell funny. Quote Link to comment
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