NUance Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news: Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error. Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party. Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally. Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum Fish steals man's prosthetic arm Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. /Oh yeah, I WIN! Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news: Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error. Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party. Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally. Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum Fish steals man's prosthetic arm Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. /Oh yeah, I WIN! Gee whiz Mr., don't choke on your horn whilst tootin it! Don't separate your shoulder whilst patting ones self on back! P.S.- I win for for working in the word 'whilst' twice! BOOM! Who's next? I can go on in this battle of wits all day long but you people are obviously unarmed!!! Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Gee whiz Mr., don't choke on your horn whilst tootin it! Don't separate your shoulder whilst patting ones self on back! P.S.- I win for for working in the word 'whilst' twice! BOOM! Who's next? I can go on in this battle of wits all day long but you people are obviously unarmed!!! Ha ha! I proably wouldn't get in a battle of the wits. Since I was poking fun at all the witless threads I start. The threads list above would be worthy of the front page on the National Enquirer. WIN WIN WIN!! So full of WIN!! Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Pay zee man hiz money! He beat me fair and square! Pay zat man hiz money!!! ----pay me beotches!! Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news: Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error. Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party. Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally. Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum Fish steals man's prosthetic arm Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. /Oh yeah, I WIN! It's called 'The Onion'. Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news: Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error. Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party. Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally. Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum Fish steals man's prosthetic arm Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. /Oh yeah, I WIN! It's called 'The Onion'. I knew that post smelled funny. Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Lil Wayne sucks. Most intelligent post of all time for you. And a +1 Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Yer mother! Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Annnnnnnddddd I'm back in the game!!!! Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Annnnnnnddddd I'm back in the game!!!! But in second place. Which is really just first place among all the losers. And I WINNNNNNNNN! Quote Link to comment
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