BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 ever had a turd that felt like you were passing a dorito sideways? Yes I have!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 why are you guys swallowing doritos whole, it makes us wonder what else you can swallow Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 lincoln log turd = turd so big you have to break it apart with a stick just to get it to flush Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 A.I.D.S. = Alcohol Induced Drizzle Sh*ts Most common the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Corny Turd you get the picture Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The Mexican Food Poop -- A class all its own. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The Pop a Vein in your Forhead Turd - a turd so big you strain so hard you swear you are giving birth Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 the entire turd list. GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no turd in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of turd that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This turd refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a turd!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 the entire turd list. GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no turd in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of turd that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This turd refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a turd!!! way to go and ruin it for me. i thought that i could get at least 10 more posts on here with the different turds. thats it take Nicole back to 0 on the counter Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Nicole is a party pooper!!! Boo that girl..........BOOOOOOOO!!!! Of course I have a few more that the list didnt have.... The "Peek-a-Boo" Poop - Now you see it, now you don't. This poop is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 We need football bad Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 way to go and ruin it for me. i thought that i could get at least 10 more posts on here with the different turds. thats it take Nicole back to 0 on the counter We need football bad yes we do. and yes set it back to zero. im actually kind of embarrassed to announce this.. walking into a door. not directly, but my side bumped into it. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 You should start a counter for me guys!!!! Days that I go without saying I hate my f'ing supervisor!!!! Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 aww. are you jealous BRI? : ) Quote Link to comment
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