Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Nicole......you ran into a door????????? I dont even know what to say.... But I've got another one.... The "Wet Cheeks Poop" - Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 aww. are you jealous BRI? : ) No I just want to snap my supervisors f'ing neck!!! Oh did I say that I hate my f'ing supervisor today?! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 The "Crowd Pleaser" - This poop is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. and since I didnt realize that yesterdays was on Nicoles list.... The "Snake Charmer" - A long skinny poop which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 What about: Stealth Poopie: No indication, sight, smell or noise....and then it hits you within seconds like an nuclear bomb. Horse of a Different Color Poopie: The resulting poopie is the exact color of something you ate or drank the day before. (Drink a Grape Powerade and you'll see what I mean.) Loch-Ness Poopie: You don't expect to see it, but when you glance down a small portion is sticking out of the water. BB-Gun Poopie: A large and gratifying Poopie, but not one single piece is larger than a small gumball. (Can also be referred to as the Rabbit Poopie). Papparazzi Poopie: When you see it you try and figure out what re-habbing celebrity it looks like. OK - that's done......I've disgusted myself. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 **i tripped over a door stopper today. lmao Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 **i tripped over a door stopper today. lmao Slowly shakes head side-to-side... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Wow....just....wow. The "Porridge Poop" - The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (1) flush and keep going, or (2) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. Quote Link to comment
NU fan in Denver Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I haven't checked out this forum in a few days and all everyone is talking about is poop Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well there's not a whole lot of other sh*t to talk about. HA!! Other sh*t....to talk about!!! Get it?! HAHA!! I slay myself.... The "Pebbles from Heaven" Poop - An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poop. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Fire Starter POOP, Your ass is on fire afterwards Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 including yesterday, the night before and today. bumped into 3 different objects. so, i dont know you figure it out. Quote Link to comment
Wild Bill Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 (Associated Press) SPOKANE, Wash. - Blues Traveler frontman John Popper is an avid gun collector who often stops at shooting ranges when traveling, and that's why officers found weapons in his vehicle during a traffic stop, his manager said Thursday. Troopers stopped Popper and a companion on Tuesday after they clocked the vehicle at 111 mph, the Washington State Patrol said. Officers said they found a cache of weapons and a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle. The two men were booked into the Adams County Jail and then released. Authorities plan to charge Popper, 39, who lives in Snohomish, Wash., and Brian Gourgeois, 34, of Austin, Texas, with possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. Gourgeois, who was driving Popper's black Mercedes SUV, will also face a charge of reckless driving, the Patrol said. George Couri, manager for Popper and the band, said all the weapons in the vehicle are registered and were transported in a locked cabinet. "He is an avid gun collector and when he takes long trips, he likes to visit shooting ranges," Couri said. Inside the vehicle were four rifles, nine handguns and a switchblade knife. Troopers also found a Taser and night vision goggles. "Since January, John has been in Austin, Texas, recording an acoustic album of the band's greatest hits and was driving home from Austin to western Washington when the car was pulled over," Couri said in a written statement. Troopers also said the vehicle had flashing emergency headlights, a siren and a public address system. In a news release, Popper "indicated to troopers that he had installed these items in his vehicle because (in the event of a natural disaster) he didn't want to be left behind." The SUV was clocked going 111 mph, the Patrol said. Officers seized the vehicle and recovered a small amount of marijuana and a marijuana pipe, the Patrol said. A number for Gourgeois in Austin, Texas could not be located. Popper achieved fame as a harmonica player and frontman for Blues Traveler. The band won a Grammy award in 1996 for the song "Run-around," which Popper composed. Popper recently formed a group called The John Popper Project with DJ Logic, which released an album in 2006 and is scheduled to go on the road later this month. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 including yesterday, the night before and today. bumped into 3 different objects. so, i dont know you figure it out. Jeeeeeeeeeeez Nicole!!!!!! Ok I'll figure it out... The "Ritual" - This poop occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 1391?!? deffinately not that many since this countdown started. maybe since the year has started, but def. not this countdown i must admit ive had quite the interesting day i found out that a friend just up and left and moved to colorado somewhere a few days ago. then a relatively older gentlemen (that good AR?) asked me out to dinner. when i say "relatively older" i mean, older than my father. which is aprox. 45+....but he looked like george clooney. Quote Link to comment
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